Apex Legends

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Dealing with the season 18 matchmaking trauma
By Ravn
You ll get a step by step guide how to deal with the pain this season brings with it.
   
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60 days of pain bring you closer to being happy
This is a guide to help you overcome the pain the season 18 matchmaking brings. Step one is to play the game daily until you feel like crying or destroying everything, self harm, yelling. What ever suits you best.

You will lose 90-95% of every 1v1 because the game just works.

Then after 10 to 15 min of playing the game you just alt f4 the game and play a fun game instead.

Proceed doing this for over half the season.

You will notice that playing the game fills you with a bad feeling.

Continue and you will feel hate and sadness. The simple thought of playing will give you a debuf on your mood. You will wish to skip today's punishment.

Don't quit just yet. Continue playing, hoping for a fix and trying not to do anything irreversible with your body and belongings.

Now launch the game after all this, play half a match of mixtape, loose a lot like every other day, but the goal of the constant torture wasn't to help you persist. It was to break you.

Now exit the game, uninstall the game by going too steam, right-click the game, hover the mouse on manage and click uninstall.

Now play a fun game and forget apex ever existed until they actually try fixing the game or just never come back.

EA hates this simple trick, cause now they won't make money off you, and they may be forced to hire talented people for the matchmaking.

In case you fall back into the game just redo every step.

I predict this guide will be helpful for season 19 too, can't expect the game to get fixed in less than 4-5 seasons. Would require too much work.





(If some of you have accounts with a lot of money you may wanna sell them. At least you can get back some of the money spend in this game)
3 Comments
Gabb 8 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am 
Where is the guide for Season 19? please i need help. I don't understand how to do this now!!! to many changes
YA SİZCE KOJİMA BEN MİYİM AQ 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am 
can you write another guide for people who rebound from apex addiction thanks
DDragonYT 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07pm 
Just play Titanfall 2