Ahoy, fellow Ashen Ones! Are you tired of dodging and weaving through Dark Souls 3 like some lowly scrub? Do you dream of becoming an unstoppable force, a GIGA CHAD that strikes fear into the hearts of bosses and invaders alike? Do you wish you could be HIM?
Well, my fellow Undead, buckle up because we're about to embark on a journey to become the tankiest tank that ever tanked!

- Fashion Souls is for the weak. Real GIGA CHADs equip the heaviest armor available, making them look like a walking fortress.

- Forget about mobility; we're all about that menacing approach. Bonus points for capes that billow dramatically when you walk.

- Level up Vitality like there's no tomorrow. A GIGA CHAD doesn't dodge; he stands tall and absorbs every hit with the grace of a true warrior.

- Chuckle at the puny enemies who think they can harm you. Your health bar is a mere suggestion.

- Choose weapons that match your imposing stature. Greatswords, ultra-greatswords, or anything that makes foes question their life choices.

- Embrace the 'Havel's Greatshield' - because blocking is for those who fear the GIGA CHAD.

- Who needs fast rolls? The GIGA CHAD walks with purpose. Keep that equip load around 80% for maximum swagger.

- Enemies will be too distracted by your sheer bulk to land a hit anyway. Plus, rolling is for casuals.

- Channel your inner Dio Brando and approach enemies with that menacing swagger. Bonus points for yelling "Oh, you're approaching me?" before every boss fight.

- Don't forget to spam the 'Point Down' gesture after asserting your dominance. You are the alpha, after all.

- Become the bane of other players' existence by invading their worlds. They'll be too busy questioning how you can move with such poise to fight back effectively.

- Show no mercy, for the GIGA CHAD is a force to be reckoned with.

- Emotes are for the weak. Communicate with your enemies through sheer might and a glare that says, "You're not worth my time."

- If they manage to defeat you (unlikely), send them a message saying, "It was all according to my plan."

Congratulations, you've now become the GIGA CHAD of Dark Souls 3! May your enemies cower in fear as you stride confidently through the treacherous lands, leaving a trail of defeated foes in your wake. Remember, in the world of Dark Souls, there's no need to roll when you can simply flex your way to victory.