I'm over here leadin' (/ˈlɛdɪn/ (82Pb)) my ♥♥♥♥, I got microplastics in my ♥♥♥♥ right now, I'm just abestosing my ♥♥♥♥. I'm hypoxic as ♥♥♥♥, man, i'm a fetal alcohol syndrome'd individual, bruh, like for real. I'm snortin' creatine and LMNT, right now, I got a water softener installed, makin' my ♥♥♥♥ all smooth and ♥♥♥♥. I got xkcd rule34 on deck right now, I'm just Randall Munroeing my ♥♥♥♥. I'm over here suing Capri-Sun, my grandfather patented doypacks and they stole his ♥♥♥♥, I'm on my aggressive legal proceedings ♥♥♥♥, I got my lawyer strokin' my ♥♥♥♥ right now, I got lotion on my gavel, it's makin' a funny squishy sound when I pound that ♥♥♥♥.



they botched my circumcision, but not severely enough. I coulda been a breedable eunuch, but now i'm just white. No more half measures, Walter. Had my Eagle Scout buddy tie a crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knot with my nuts, got autocastrated AND got that testicular torsion world record. Life is about killing two birds with one kidney stone, you feel me. We need to eliminate natural flavors, they are the enemy. Barber asked if he could take pics for his portfolio, i said sure. Later I see them on his IG captioned "balding ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cut" sigh........


pedophilia - Misato: GRRRRR >:(
allegorical pedophilia - Legoshi: SO TRUE KING :DDDDD WE DID IT, REDDIT!!!!!!!!

yep.
she cope on my seethe, yuh. I mald in her dilate, yuh. What a shame... He was a good man... licks the ground ~800 billion times to reach the core of the earth What a rotten way to die. We require more vespene ass *merkel-rautes with angry jocko willink face* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

now watch me decay back into entropic goop. If there's anything I can't stand, it's a Smart Bowel© Apple Inc. new Crohn's disease prevention device coming June 2026. Deep cut, you wouldn't understand if you're not a true tootsiepopcel. On my permabrainwormedgigarapehonoldshitbrickhonropefuelogremoder ♥♥♥♥, gang shid fr. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis type shid . Have a good day sir. We ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥... BALLING. ♥♥♥♥ rule of law, I'm out here eatin' stool of Macaw. I'm that ornitholocoprophiliagist. Dimensionally challenged beings got they piss stored in they circles. Higher Ones got they urine stored in they tesseracts.



I will crossdress at ur grandad's funeral and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I'm over here straight corpusclin', G, I tipped my mohel 40% and applauded.








Tried tipping my landlord in WinRAR keys. Unfortunately, I live in Florida, so the fat ♥♥♥♥ thought I was trying to sell him more land. My name is Barry Ikea Allen Key and I am the most single use tool alive. When I was a child, I was used to build a cheap cabinet, then I sat in a kitchen drawer for the next few decades until being thrown out. My name is Berry (Mul) Ikea Allen [White] (coleslaw [The Bear]) Key (essential/crucial and Peele associate) West (Kanye and navigational) World (amusement park) Wide (current physique and Armando Christian Pérez) and I am the fastest drunk driver alive. When you're blue collar by day and coping by night: Grainger, for the hons who get it done.

Men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck. The worst people in the world all seem to be men. All the perverts seem to be men, all the violent pieces of ♥♥♥♥ seem to be men 99% of the time, all the violent dictators and despots are mostly men. All the people who litter seem to be men, all the people who suck mega ♥♥♥♥ in this chat seem to be men, all the people who make being online in general suck seem to be men. Men ruin everything they touch, and strut around like they're God's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gift to humanity. Men are absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I consider my sexual attraction and everyone else's sexual attraction to them to be a genuine mental illness that if we could only overcome it would solve every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem the world has. We should literally have these idiots in chains in a reproduction dungeon somewhere to further the species and THAT IS IT. The fact of the matter is, men have damn near irreparably ruined culture, science, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name it, a man has ♥♥♥♥♥♥' tried to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruin it I absolutely promise you. Men rape, steal, murder, commit arson, and are responsible for EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ societal ill you can even remotely think of. And what about women? Constantly trying to improve things, constantly trying to drag this dead weight inferior people along into a more civilized age, constantly trying to break things down to men like they're 5 years old and show them the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way to be decent human beings, and it's almost useless because their thick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skulls and absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concepts of masculinity get in the way and prevent them from absorbing any kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason whatsoever. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ only reason our species has survived this long is because women prop it up and keep it going, and if women quit right now we'd all go extinct within the week. Men can't even go a month without masturbating, see how well they do without the guidance of women. If you're a man reading this right now, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck. Go educate yourself, go hang yourself, SOMETHING has got to change I don't know. Men have made it so that the world doesn't make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense bro. Everything's a double standard, everything's retarded. Why is it bad for women to sleep with a lot of people but not bad for men to do so? Because men say so. Why is it bad for women to voice their opinions but men get a pass? Same reason. Why do heels exist? Men. Why do body image issues exist? Men's tastes. Why are we all expected to adhere to all of the ridiculous societal standards that don't actually matter at the end of the day? 99% of that is because some schizo piece of trash man was stroking his chin one day and thinking to himself "Hmmmm... How can I make the world worse?" And then just spread whatever popped into his thick neanderthal skull. Religious prophets? Men. Conspiracy theorists? Men. People who don't return their shopping carts to the corral? Men. All women do that's annoying is complain about men. I've been here for a while now and this is the first time I've broken, I don't even feel bad about women doing it. Let's be real, women have a lot of restraint. What's the point even? Why am I even ranting rn? It's not like any of this is gonna be absorbed, because most of the chatters in here are men. It's like screaming into the void, or trying to explain basic math to a literal animal. The only option in my view is second class citizenship. Similar to the whole government mandated gf meme. You'll get your mandated gf alright, sure. But she's gonna be responsible for all of your decision making, and you're gonna lose all your rights. ♥♥♥♥ you. If we continue to let men run rampant, and have their independence it's going to result in the extinction of our species and probably the extinction of every species on the face of the earth. Nukes? Men's fault. Bio weapons? Men's fault. If men were kept on a short leash and allowed to pick up something heavy now and then for women they'd be pretty cool, but letting them actually make decisions that impact the world has gone waaay too far. Men, even trans men suck. The whole concept of manhood has ruined the world. I'm not allowed to go about my day unabashed because of men, being gay is bad because men have a problem. Who is 90% of the crime committed all across the world committed by? You guessed it, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ men. Femininity is based, masculnity is ultra cringe. "Unga bunga, I lift heavy thing, I fight people." Good for you bro, if I had dictorial power and more mercy in my heart for your kind I'd delegate a dark, damp, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cave for you to live in with guards posted outside to escort you to and from your local hunting grounds so you don't EVER come in contact with normal, civilized, and feminine people in society. And I do mean that as a list of characteristics of people who deserve to live in our world. Normal, civilized, and feminine. Femininity is the only way to live buddy. And you know what else? Even men agree that men suck bro, you'd never catch most men kissing another man, because men know it deep down. Why do simps give their money to women for nothing? Because they deserve it bro. Because they're literally superior, and the mere act of existence in the presence of masculine people is worthy of monetary compensation. Every dime is earned. Men exist purely to fund the existence of women, and that's the only based thing they do. If it was up to me we'd take everyone that identifies as a man and put them through a reeducation program and try to desperately fix them. School shootings are all men, mass murders in general, even things I can't confirm to be the fault of men are 100% attributable to men if you think about it. Homophobia, invented by men, sexism invented by men, violence is men's fault, climate change is men's fault, pringles coming in cans that aren't very convenient men's fault, the inefficiency of the government is men's fault. You know how when men go to prison everyone makes jokes like "haha don't drop the soap," and ♥♥♥♥? Men literally think rape is funny. Only men could be that retarded. Men are also basically single handedly responsible for all the retarded edgy humor everywhere that infects the whole world. "Ironic" misogyny, racism, homophobia, laughing at suicide, laughing at basically anything that's basically unacceptable and cringe as ♥♥♥♥ to laugh at? Promise you 99% of the time it's a man that thinks to make the joke about it. The remaining 1% are women who are down bad and want to get the attention of men. Women who want this kind of attention are mentally ill so badly that I don't even know if the necessary psychiatric treatment exists to help them overcome it. If you have a positive opinion of men you should seek help, and if it doesn't change things then you're beyond repair and should probably just chug dangerous chemicals until you are dead. Another thing, men do the most surface level ♥♥♥♥ and whine that they're not being loved or praised for it so much so that it's a meme at this point. They'll hit a girl up on socials and be "nice" for like two posts, and then when the girl doesn't immediately follow up with nudes and sexual gratification they flip the ♥♥♥♥ out and call the girl a ♥♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥ is that ♥♥♥♥? Only men could be that insecure bro, I swear to god. Women being insecure = trying to adhere to an unrealistic standard and trying their absolute best, men being insecure = lashing out at the world and exploding like an idiot in the most inappropriate way you could ever think of. If you were to write a fictional character that was the absolute perfect archetype of a dumbass it would be 100% reflective of a real life man that actually exists. Case in point, men write women all the time and again it's just a meme. They can't write realistic women to save their lives. I can write you a realistic man right now, watch me. A man who sucks in every way. Accurate.

I paid for WinRAR with my snap ebt. I jaywalked to my local Apple Inc. emporium, and they wouldn't let me sample the magic mice. All I wanted was a little taste, just a TASTE. Seatbelts, everyone. Umm. Please let this be a normal skibidi... I guess. With the Rizz? No way!... Man whatever, ♥♥♥♥ all this. Get in the 75 square foot chinese mega apartment pod, Shinji. Jesse, we need to boil NIMBY's in a pot of sponge. Hankbob boiling in a pot of minerals. Spongebrock boiling in a pot of ricin. Flynnbob boiling in a pot of breakfast. Two girls boiling in one cup of regular water. Jewish rapper be like: my mohel a clown, not surprised. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up, call me 'circus'cised.

Barack Hussein Obama II from the City of Mexico City, Mexico (The United Mexican States): ey cabron, let me be perfectly clear ok ese???? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill myself. Wake up at 1am in the freezer. Gargle piss. Uncomfortable? Good.

Evil Eric Andre be like: Hey man, you into like normal ass ♥♥♥♥? You into regular ass ♥♥♥♥, like ♥♥♥♥♥♥... ♥♥♥♥, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poop? ♥♥♥♥? You into like ordinary ♥♥♥♥? Uhh, we're signing a petition about saving whales. Umm, we’re just wondering if you’d be interested in like meat eating, like Donald Trump, like McLovin, like Siddhartha, like softcore https forward slash Ornette Coleman, America Runs on Dunkin, like Sammy Davis Sr. like front crawl, like school, kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ school, HIJKLMNOP kinda stuff.

Imagine if you had thousands of cattle that were systematically severely lead poisoned from birth till adolescence. They're irrational, angry, confused. Consider them surging through your fields, trampling crops, harassing people, traveling to near cities, wreaking havoc on the human populace. Thousands of screaming cows and bulls getting stuck in sewer drains, railroads tracks, government buildings. There are lead poisoned cattle roaming hospitals and entering intensive care units and cancer wards. They're dying in the streets, rotting in your coffee shops. Smells like decomposition, maggots, and lead. Jesus, the cattle are entering the water supply. Artificially sweet Seonjiguk's coming out of your faucet. Brush your teeth extra hard to remove any extra hepatitis.