Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash

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How to Not Break Your Mouse Playing Geometry Dash
By Mooshey Mooshey
How to not rage at silly old cube game.
   
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What is Geometry Dash?
When the title "Geometry Dash" comes to mind, you likely think of a platform, rhythm based, rage inducing game.

If you don't play Geometry Dash or ever have, you'd probably think the game is really cringey (which it is not). But in reality, Geometry Dash is a indie game made by a Swedish developer by the name of Robert Topala. A very buff man who spends more time at the gym than his widely populated game.
Why do I rage at Geometry Dash?
The answer is simple:

Skill Issue

Now before you get upset, lets explain what a skill issue really is.

A skill issue refers to a situation where an individual lacks the necessary skills or abilities required to perform a specific task effectively. It is a discrepancy between an individual and their supposed skill expectation. In simpler terms, it’s when someone struggles with something due to their lack of aptitude or expertise. In video game trash-talk, "skill issue" is used as a slang expression to tell the opponent they are bad at the game.

Now if you have this named "Skill Issue" you need to get better at the game. You should practice receiving visual data quicker. But that's not the point of this guide.

Skill issues often cause immense amounts of rage in amateur gamers. Skill issues are not just present in Geometry Dash, but in all video games. The reason they cause rage, is because of the player who is playing. If you haven't played video games for a straight 9 1/2 years (as I have), you may find yourself thinking, "OH MY GOD, HE'S CHEATING!!11!" or "DUDE THAT'S NOT FAIR WHAT THE HECK!!11!1!"

If you are saying these things, you are completely wrong first of all, but it's because you do not want to accept the fact that you are bad at the game, and you are getting angry because you can't do better.
How to Not Break Your Mouse
Rage often control gamers once it has taken it's full course. To stop the anger from taking over your body, you first need to take a deep breath and forget about the horrible death your cube has died to.

If this does not work you must quickly back away from your computer and find a soft surface. Once this soft surface is found, punch it. Yes, punch it. Punch it as many times as you need. Punch it with all of your strength and pretend like it just forced schizophrenia pills down your throat to erase your imaginary family. Pretend you have to kill it.

Once this is complete you should feel a little more tired than before, and your anger should have been taken out on the soft surface.
Congratulations!
You did not break your mouse, it was a success!

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2 Comments
cold. 22 Jul @ 6:07am 
as an up arrow player, my keyboard is broken
Kikithegreen 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm 
I broke my keyboard instead.

success!