The #1 most important thing you can have in this game is a good mindset.

The way you approach this game, and your mindset surrounding it, will have a direct and profound impact on your success with Daddy Sanders.

Before every run, light a hot, steamy candle, make sure the mood in your room is amorous, and put on some smooth jazz, or any other type of romantic music.

Personally, I print out a full size picture of the Colonel, and gently make out with him until he is covered in the imprint of my tender lips, and then hang the picture next to my computer so I can have a clear view of what I am looking toward.
This is known as the Goal-setting theory and was developed by Edwin A. Locke, an American psychologist.

Another essential part of seducing Colonel Sanders is eliminating outside distractions. As I said, mindset plays a big role in this game, so in order to make love to the Sandaddy you must drop everything in your life. This includes, parents (leave them), children (disown them), partners (divorce them), and most importantly friends (cut contact with them, or alternatively, arson). Once you are essentially an individual with absolutely no ties to the mortal realm except a ever growing desire for Colonel Sanders, you are ready to load up the game.

The first thing you wanna do when talking to the colonel, is bring up food. The colonel is a big hungry boy, and before you can get his meat in his mouth, you gotta show him some of yours.

Personally, at the start of every run I do, I make sure to tell the colonel allll about my favorite food, shown in the picture below

If you can pique the Colonel's interest with talk of food, reel him in by slowly becoming more and more saucy in your comments. Compliment his luscious hair, his beefy, sculpted body, or his enchanting eyes.
Then, when the moment rises (You'll know when the whole room starts reeking of fried chicken and a distinct sizzling sound starts emitting from his pants), lean in for a passionate, lengthy kiss, and that should take you right to what I call, getting intimate.

Once you and Colonel Hottie have kissed for the first time, you've reached my personal favorite stage, the start of your intimacy.

The paramount advice I can give you in this stage is to stay cool. It's easy to be overwhelmed by the Colonel and his greatness, and to get flustered, or anxious around him.

Dont. Yes, I know he's every American's perfect man, but in order for him to be yours, you gotta make sure you don't show the amount of awe you're in. Just play this stage cool, invite him to hangout a lot, etc etc, and absolutely make sure to listen to the smiths with him (once you show him you have flawless music taste, his love is surely secured).

Congrats! By now you've probably obtained what we all as human beings desire; Colonel Sanders eternal love, and lust ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Before you go off and live happily ever after, I legally must provide you with some disclaimers.





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