A baseline
If I were to stand in front of one, considering all I would have to do is just punch his goofy face to kill it I don't think I would have much trouble with it. Obviously, one revolver shot would do because I sure as hell wouldn't want to get close to it which might be a problem as it is known to be quite a fast fella but if all I need to do is to shoot it literally once then I think there shouldn't be a problem.

A treat
There would be a problem with this one if not for the single handicap this enemy possesses, it fires one energy orb at you with the speed of a thrown potato. So if the only thing I need to do is move aside while fighting it then the only problem would be if it managed to close the given distance between us to a lip-touching proximity, which it wouldn't do because it respects everyone's personal space and in that case it just takes 2 body shots and one headshot to take it down with a revolver.

A problem
We're having issues with that one. Not only it's bulky, and has a lot of health, hell if I know where its head is but also it fires more than one orb in my general direction in a wide spread which I'm less likely to dodge, but for its downsides, considering that I might actually hit its head by accident and also the spread being wide enough for me to maybe squeeze between 2 of the orbs I would say I might be able to take down this sad abomination. Also, I guess if I was one myself I would kinda want to die anyway so maybe it would make it easy for me but I'm not gonna count on it. My tactic would be to stunlock it with a nail gun and finish it with the good ol' revo when it finally overheats.

It's like a Stray but it makes me do cardio
Outside of being less scared to close the distance and having an added spread to its attack which makes me throw my body instead of moving aside to dodge it, now this Pepsi man looking ass can kick me in the balls if I were to get overconfident. The added armor plating sure does its thing which only makes it worse for me. The constant need for me to relocate my body from the center of their barrel would make all of my shots wildly inaccurate all while they're trying to close the distance is not good for me. The tactic would be to use the nail gun and hope my ass wouldn't get blasted while I'm spraying it in their direction.

Is it right for me to do this?
I'm clearly not its concern and even if I was then what would it do about it? throw sand at me? It just kind of doesn't sit right with me, killing an enemy that would kill itself anyway. I think I might just shoot it twice in the head with a revolver and never speak of it again.

Simply not happening
It's massive, it's tanky, has fast attacks, no head? I'm just gonna keep it short, This thing will make me smell the flowers in less than a second and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. If I were to see one in my way then you already know I'll be screaming and crying in the corner faster than you can say your name.

Can I interest you in this coin, perhaps?
First of all, I would be better off shoving a stick up my ass and calling myself a toy horse than actually fighting it. It's fast, has an attack for every scenario and it would take it mere seconds to close the distance between us but there's a trick to it, throw him a coin and it will suddenly forget that it was supposed to kill me, it will even open the door for me which only makes the whole situation less problematic.

🗿
It kind of feels like he should be low when it comes to rating but the more I think about it the more I understand how much it would suck to stand against it in a fight. Its basic rapid-fire attack can be easily outran but if he decides to charge up its laser then you better know my wallet is about to feel 3x lighter. With a constant barrage from my nail gun and a bit of luck, I might just be able to beat this one in a 1v1.

I wouldn't even beat it in a basketball match
It's twice my size, it can throw an energy orb so hard it explodes, dashes at the speed of light, and will stomp on me. My tactic is to spam rockets at it and honestly pray to god that he does not try something funny on me.

The hell happened to you?
It's big, it's dangerous and oh god it is ugly. If it's not throwing actual nukes in my direction and not slapping my goofy ass for even trying, it will simply pin me to the ground with its harpoon-like stinger which is straight-up fantastic. Also forgot to mention the heavy plating it has that will ricochet everything I will throw at it. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

It's a statue
I will punch it

Mommy save me
So, I walk into the room, and one of those freaks is waiting there, what the hell do you expect me to do? It shoots homing energy orbs, moves fast as ♥♥♥♥, and runs on walls and ceilings. I don't think I even have anything in my arsenal that can keep up with its speed. My only real chance is catching it mid-air and punching it but that's a stretch and a half, spare me.

Ugly ass cow
EVEN IF, I give myself a similar scenario as the one in the game, with the whole moving arena thing, my chances are probably laughable at best. It's massive, has a hammer twice my size, and farts a toxic sludge that will burn through me in like 2 seconds. But sure, let's assume i somehow manage to kill it, OH NO, A SECOND FIGHT, and now I've gotta evade this ugly abomination while it is throwing its personal nuke attacks at me but since I've already committed to the idea of going through a whole ass ball crushing factory it's no biggie, hopefully, it doesn't get much worse than that. My plan would be to unload the loving God (har har) out of my nailgun and expect it to fall over at some point.

It has a shotgun
A literal shotgun,
Also a chainsaw sword.

Could you stand still for a second?
It's a silly little drone, shooting silly little energy orbs in my direction. It dodges quite a lot which is fine I guess as I only need to land 2 revolver shots at it to kill it, When it's shooting at me I think the spread is wide enough for me to have a chance at dodging the energy orbs and after it's finished get my cardio up because it will kamikaze my goofy little head.

The name is very misleading
Let's see, quite a nice amount of health, it's fast, can dodge and parry projectiles and its only weak point is at its back, It also has a flamethrower huh? well, then I better hope I can get all 5 Revo shots in time or I'll be known as a flaming hot Cheeto from now on.

🤨
If we skip over that one "added difficulty", it's still a tough fight. It has a lot of health, it can fly, teleport, shoot homing energy balls, stab you 5 times in a single attack, and also straight-up shoot a massive laser while having the last laugh and exploding on death. My tactic? I can fix her.
also cool fact! Flaying: A method of slow and painful execution in which skin is removed from the body. no need to thank me.

This will hurt
So someone once decided that putting legs on a sniper rifle is a good idea, very strong legs mind you, it knows it and I should remember that, if not I'm gonna receive the most legendary ball-buster ever received by a human being, but it's not a reason to be scared of it, as interrupting it is quite easy, I'll just keep my distance, shoot the antenna and maybe throw a coin if I'm feeling adventurous.

Silly fatass
So, initially one might think that this massive hunk of metal wielding a machine gun and a whole body shield would be a problem, and that is factually correct, it's a bad look for me. While both of us being in the same room increases the number of obese population by a substantial margin, it also makes me think it could give me an advantage, let me explain. This absolutely enormous wonder of human engineering has a built-in flaw that I think I might be able to abuse, and it's that it's as slow as the thought process of your mother, and I believe that it makes for a compelling reason for me to say that I might be able to outmaneuver it. The real issue would be its shield since I don't have a 12 gauge powered bionic arm (I wish I did tho), I have no real chance of getting rid of its main defense, but then again, why would I do that when it means that I will give it more maneuverability? So what's my plan? Run around like an idiot while I throw everything I have at it until something sticks.

Dronestrike if it was cool
Gutterman without the shield and a rocket launcher instead of a machine gun, also much faster. As much as I wish I could write an essay worth of words to describe how that fight would go, it all gets undermined by the fact that I can defeat it just by spilling oil on the ground. I'll just pray I can do this BEFORE an overhead explosion deletes my upper body.

He's literally me
That's what I would say if I was V1... I'm not and in that case, it's much faster than me, has pinpoint accuracy, can use all the cool tricks with its guns, and also I get to fight it twice. pray for me.

I forgot my sunglasses
It's one of the manageable ones, as long as I keep my lazy ass moving there shouldn't be a problem but I should be quick about it because it will throw a temper tantrum if I don't give it enough attention. I will you the classic tactic of either throwing all the rockets I have at him or just using the nail gun while keeping my distance because the aftermath might just cause me to lose 3 of my ribs.

I did not sign up for this
Who could've guessed that the "Guardian and Judge of Hell" would come equipped to fulfill such a role. He's faster than me, he's stronger than me, his axes are literally homing on my ass and this guy can also fly. Oh, and I get to fight him twice, what a joy.

Have you heard the term "Octahedron"?
It's big, it's ugly and it can heal itself because life is pain and I deserve to feel only pain. When it's not spawning its minions it's either throwing literal beams of light in my face, shooting hundreds of homing energy orbs, or will straight up spawn a black hole that will LITERALLY suck the soul out of me, and god forbid I leave the minions unattended because this fella right here can and will feed on them to regain its health. Tactic? I will throw literally everything I have in its direction before it ruins my day.

Flesh Prison but it's a cube
Let's get this over with, The tactic remains the same and I will try my best to keep myself alive until it's eventually dead... Oh wait something killed it, oh hey it's Sisyphus... OH ♥♥♥♥ IT'S SISYPHUS.

I want to go home
This guy moves at the speed of light, literally teleports behind my back, throws me up in the air, takes a loan in my name, and then turns my lights off, all in 10 seconds. I simply don't have the speed, the agility, or even the willpower to even try, but sure, force me to do it and watch my ass get disintegrated into a bloody mass before I even reach for one of my guns.

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Oh, you thought Minos was bad? well news flash buddy, his older brother is here to make me cry and weep for even looking in his general direction. He will gut punch me, uppercut my ass, throw me back down, have sex with my wife, give me testicular torsion, kill my dog, call the IRS on me AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO BLINK YET. I am straight-up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and even if, AND THAT IS A BIG IF, I manage to half kill him this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will grow the nastiest haircut with the most magnificent beard I have ever seen in my life just to spite me. I don't wanna do it no more.

Thanks for reading all of this, I doubt it will be of much use as an actual guide but if you considered it funny I would appreciate it if you went ahead and read my other guides, I try to keep all of them this light-hearted and as funny as the slop of this sort can be. Note that English is not my first language so if you notice some grammatical errors that annoy the hell (pun intended) out of you please let me know, I appreciate all support and try to respond to all comments so please either make fun of me, or give me criticism, it is all welcome. See ya around machines.

Layer 7 update edit: I know it's been a long wait for all the 3 people that care(d) but I've been a busy bee. I'll try to do better next time and update it in a shorter amount of time when a new update comes out, or at least I'll try to make myself care enough to do that. Whatever, hope you enjoyed it and all that.