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How to become OP (Relics of the Old Faith)
由 Puro "Dingus" Zazahitter 制作
I will teach you how to become so powerful, you pretty much solo all of fiction
   
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Step one, spare Narinder
He is immortal, and can become funny cat demon, make sure you abuse his levels.

if you murdered my bro Nari after you defeated him, I will drive to your house later tonight to murder you by kissing you on the lips, because I have poison on my tongue.
Step two, obtain holy talisman
funny triangle rock
Step three, unlock the Berserker Fleece
You might have to talk to the Mystic Trader and bear his speech that no one asked for like stfu you got a circle head lol
Step four, abuse Narinder
Marry him, give him gifts, dance with him or something I dunno, just make sure he stays on that grind
Step five, turn Narinder into a demon
He will give you plenty of hearts, assuming you leveled him up to like 50 or something

(Apparently the funny sex update caps it to 10, dw just go to Thunderstore and get the mod that allows you to bypass the cap)
Step five and a half, realize that the paean + berserk fleece got nerfed
Step six, kill Midas
I really fricking hate Midas.

The greedy ♥♥♥♥ that he is.

This is what he deserves[metro.co.uk]

Actually he deserves worse than that because I blame him for nerfing my power
Bonus step, grab a vamp knife and the Seal of the Bishops
Stand user: DIO "The Lamb" Lambson
Stand name: The One Who Waits

Congrats, you have become OP
Now you can solo (or rather, duo) all of fiction, you are untouchable, you are unkillable, for you are become Death, destroyer of worlds.


Both the thumbnail and JoJo image was made using the funny yellow cat coding website, much better than any photoshop app you will ever find
Final step, get trolled by the sex update and lose your power
4 条留言
wonder of u 5 月 9 日 下午 12:24 
JOJO REFERENCE:steamthumbsup:
paintbrush 3 月 8 日 下午 2:21 
Being trolled by the sex update after becoming god is the worst thing known to man
Puro "Dingus" Zazahitter  [作者] 3 月 5 日 下午 1:15 
Funny cat who is not as malewifeable as Leshy
₰ȺℓᏉįტ 3 月 5 日 上午 4:10 
Who is Narinder?