The first step to transforming Ciri into a sorcerer involves an encounter with gobbling glooping gargoyles.



Seek out these peculiar creatures in the far reaches of Novigrad and feed them a delightful concoction of pickled plums, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of pixie dust.

The gargoyles' enchanting belches will signal the beginning of Ciri's transformation journey.

Ciri will need a new magical accessory for her sorcerer makeover.

Venture into the whimsical woods of Brokilon and seek the elusive Hocus-Pocus Hare Hat.



Crafted from the finest moonlit mushrooms and woven with enchanted squirrel fur, this hat grants its wearer the ability to speak with singing snakes and dancing dandelions!

Ah, dear travelers of this whimsical world, your next step on this extraordinary journey is to take part in the Magical Key Exchange!

If you wish to move on to the next step of turning Ciri into the flaming hot man of your dreams, look no further than the hero of our time, the writer of this guide who holds the key to your fantasies.

Contact him via Steam chat and pen a friendly note to our beloved hero requesting him to accept your mere trade of 12 TF2 keys in return for manified Ciri.



Remember to add a touch of humor and charm to your message, for laughter is the key to his heart!

Roach, Ciri's loyal steed, will also undergo a transformation.

Bathe Roach in a mysterious potion concocted from fairy giggles, Bart the troll's tears, and a drop of Ciri's eye shadow.

Witness as Roach struts through the land with a fabulous Mohawk and rockstar attitude.



Now Ciri has a horse with flair!

As a mischievous sorcerer, Ciri must learn the art of jestering.

Attend a comedy workshop in Toussaint, led by the Jester of Joviality.

Master the skill of juggling rubber chickens, telling puns only a unicorn would laugh at, and performing the "Drunken Dandelion Dance" to captivate any crowd.


"Oh my, he looks fabulous!" - Morgan Freeman

Congratulations, you've completed the erotic journey of Ciri's transformation!

Embrace the whimsical wonderment as Ciri dons her Hocus-Pocus Hare Hat, chants bizarre incantations, and the help you give her with the 12 TF2 Keys!

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