Stardew Valley

Stardew Valley

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How To Rizz İn Stardew Valley
By Agony Forest
In This Guide i will go over how to get woman / men in stardew valley !!1!
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Step 1: Where Do İ Get Wemen ????
You firstly have to find a woman/men to rizzDO NOT try to date the moms it dosent work i tried :(
anyway after you find the hot singles in your area go to the next step
Step Too : How Does me get the hot single to like me ??
You now need to give the hot single bling blings every weekbling blings are different between hot singles so wiki them !! i dont care if you want a serious guide !!! the wiki is easy to find !!!!
Step Titteh : How to get play :Sob:sob:sob:
After the hot single is 8 hearts with you the ABSLUTE BETA CUCK PİERRE will dm you saying you need to give them a flowr he sells or smthOw also after giving hot single flower give them more bunny feet pics or smth whatever
Step 4 what : How to get kitchen wemen
After you get 10 herts with hot singl you can now buy a conch from a homeless crackhead ( not linus he cool how dare you say linus crackhead =??!?! ) i dont know why the fuc you propos witha conc but BETA CUCK LEWİS says its " tradition " or smth lol !!
Step Fnaf ( har har harharh har har harharh )
Congrats !!111111
You now can sex in stardew valler !!!!!!111!!!!
Remembr To buy thri house upgrades before sex !!!
ow also still gib your hot spoussy som bugs bunny feet pics or they get mad :((((
if your based and dont wanna have sexr buy second upgrad only or reject your wemen !!
Cumclusion !!
İf you are sigma and want to evade child support even after seggs i have a toturial for that !!!!!11
remembe to give me steam points and the fact you cannot sex krobussy :(((((



psst if youre still here check out avoopamen32 his guide real swag like mine(craft )
38 Comments
Agony Forest  [author] 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:35am 
why yes people in pelicum town are into bestiary AND feet 11!!!!11
AuraFox 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55pm 
So all I need is rabbit feet pics? Sounds easy enough. Thank you for sharing such wisdom to us!
trashbin 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm 
"balls 1!" absolutely great advice
The Living Vines 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01am 
Why is the i within the word "in" of the title so tall?
dandy 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm 
fuck it we ball
Agony Forest  [author] 25 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm 
i love bending the fabric of time to make out with moms !
Travislord 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43pm 
I think theres mods that let you date the moms lmfao
Agony Forest  [author] 25 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am 
More importantly we need lewis to be marriable so we can divorce and break his heart >:)
juleziscewls 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53pm 
stardew valley 1.6 update should be that stardew moms are dateable. concerned ape make it happen NOW :floweyevil: :floweyevil::floweyevil:
nin 24 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am 
allah razı olsun kardeş