Ever frustrated that it feels like your marine is just jogging his way through the alleys as insurgents flood into the streets, parkour through broken windows & walls, and do everything in their power to shoot you in the ass? Sure, rucking 60+ lbs of gear will slow even the biggest & meanest of crayon-munchers in the squad, but surely not THIS slow!?

Well, it turns out your DIs never told you that double-tapping shift will actually make you run with the urgency you'd expect from having every single person within the city block trying to kill you & parade your corpse in the streets.

Have fun running faster to your deaths out there!

Edit; May 2 2024 - Great job marines, it took 11 months for our legs to get fixed. God bless the VA.