Black Mesa

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how to get a pet headcrab irl
By Prosthetichead11
ever wanted to have one of those little buggers as one of your own? well use this guide!
   
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step one
well, headcrabs are not real (yet) but the closest thing is a hermit crab. so, let's do that.
step 2
buy sand and a tank for your hermit crab.
step 3
go to a souvenir shop near a beach. (Most common spot.) and go to the hermit crab section. (if it has one.)
step 4
buy salt water and fresh water, then put them in 2 separate dishes in the tank with the crab.
reminder
do not eat the crab.
step 5
buy multiple shells if your crab out grows it.
step 6
give it food when its hungry.
final step!!111!!
change the dishes regularly and daily. your crab will live a long, happy life... that is 5 years at average.
thanks for reading this guide.
i hope your crab is doing well.




















p.s. what did you name it?
7 Comments
Rooftop 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05am 
lamar
GameBoy090 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18am 
make sure to debeak your pet headcrab, it will bite!!!!!!11!!!!!1!1!
big guy bill 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm 
instructions unclear, my computer blew up
aleevio 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:00am 
instructions unclear, hermit crab is bigger than a head, is tan, and has no eyes
This place is nuts! 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52pm 
I actually like this, it's not an annoying hoke guide but kinda a heartwarming one.
triceratop-game 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43am 
YEEES i pulled a hermit crab to Aperture Science and yes it might look a bit funny
DISCLAIMER:why is the crab jumping on the test subjects head?
also black mesa SUCKS Aperture Science is better
Questions:when the crabs jump on the subjects they walk around randomly and kill other subjects?
BonksLOL 30 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm 
Im now mentally stable