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How to CHEESE Catfight wins!
By 𝔽aɳɱaℝ
NEW way to win Catfights quick
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It's really simple~
Managed to test this thoroughly with about 85% win rate. Ignore ranks, forget matchups; here's how to get through this minigame:



Step1: Check the statuses of all the fighters. You can see this at the bottom of the screen when you can pick your fighter.
Step2: See if Maria's Status is "Cleaning her gun". She will be our winning gal.
Step3: If so, check if her opponents have relatively bad statuses. Tired, annoyed, etc. If not, go out and re-enter to reshuffle their statuses.
Step4: All good? Pick Maria, and ALWAYS GO FOR ROCK! Seems weird, weakest fighter with weakest move, but trust me it works.
Step5: When you use this strategy, opponents will always go for just 2 of their moves repeatedly, with one favourite. only switch off rock if they use paper 3 times in a row. If they switch after you do, switch back to rock. Rinse and repeat. You'll lose some rounds, but should come out on top at the end of every fight.

!ADDITIONAL INFO, IMPORTANT!
- When you both pick the same move and you need to mash. DO NOT MASH AS FAST AS YOU CAN. Start slower, and gradually move up to as fast as you can go. This will not work 100% of the time, but it's far more consistent and will give you the edge you need.
- Do NOT quit when you're about to lose with Maria! Her mechanic is that when she goes down, she has a chance to take down the opponent afterwards instead. The chance that she does this is really high when she has the "cleaning her gun" status, hence this strategy working so well.
- Do NOT skip your fighter's rainbow moves as you can mash to increase damage.
And that's it!
I've noticed this strat works with Francisca as well IF her status is good and those of the others are bad. She has the same comeback mechanic. Picking what move she has to do is a bit more RNG though, so I still recommend Maria. Consider her a second pick when you spot everyone else is doing bad. Maria's matchup against Sayuri still isn't great, she also spams rock a lot. Check if she's got a bad status if she's likely to show up.

This has worked for me really well so I hope I can help some of you guys out with this strat. It's a bit tedious waiting for the right statuses, and the fights can take a while, but it's far better then going by RNG. I recommend putting the game on low volume and starting up your favourite podcast to mitigate the time investment somewhat.

Thanks for checking this guide and let me know how it works out for you guys!
21 Comments
Arthur 12 May @ 1:08pm 
Something I noticed while doing this is that going against Jennifer is always a loss.
Arthur 11 May @ 8:27pm 
mahjong was worse honestly
I <3 VX ACE 11 May @ 8:26pm 
In all my life, through all the various video games I have played. Not once, have I seen something as tedious time consuming rigged pointless and luck based as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minigame, the profits are piss poor compared to real estate or shakedown hunting, you don't get any useful items weapons or gear. There is no story significance. It's not even fun. It simply exists to pad achievements and turn me on.
Arthur 11 May @ 6:29pm 
Holy shit, she's cracked. I did this method exactly once and I got all the catfight progression stuff in one go. Thanks a bunch mate :Neptuneemo1:
I promised, I re-entered the building so often until all the status messages were perfect (idk 20 times) .... In one attempt I made it even to round 3 but the english teacher lady fucked me up so bad with her at least red but usually rainbow moves.

I even had a second set of hands to smash button on 2nd keyboard.

Maybe Im just unlucky. Also I made enough cash with business minigame and continued without cat fights. x3
𝔽aɳɱaℝ  [author] 20 Apr @ 7:41am 
As it seems to work for most people, I wonder if for those where it doesn't it's an issue with not doing exactly as the guide says. Read carefully. Don't skip steps!
Fluffy Boi 6 Apr @ 12:21pm 
Like all "guides" on catfight, its rng nothing you do matters, someone just needs to make a mod to auto win already
rimuru 23 Mar @ 5:13am 
Worked 10 TIMES in arow, managed to win 500m in like 2 hours, thanks dude
8 losses by now, even recruited a second pair of hands to mash E during draws. Just doesnt work for me, a big waste of time and nerve.
Lost 3 times in a row (Final, Final, 1st round) without ever getting her comeback ability. The mashing part doesnt work out properly, even set up a second E key (attached 2nd keyboard) but it only helps like 50% of time.... and then enemy comeback, cool.

In the 3rd loss Maria even got beat because of enemy comeback ability in 1st round.