ELDEN RING

ELDEN RING

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The Covenant of the Jar
By Pizza
Do not believe their lies.
There is in fact covenants in Elden Ring, but not even the best dataminer could find them for you.
This here guide is to inform you about one such gathering of powers.
The Covenant of the Jar!
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The Secret Covenant; Jar Combatants [Spoiler-Free]
This guide will tell you how to be a supreme Jar Combatant, the Best of the Best!
But it will not be easy. By far, the easiest portion of the journey is acquiring your birthright;
The Jar.
You must journey with the Jarfather, Iron Fist Alexander!
  • - You will find him near upon a cliff before a bridge, where a blinded giant wages war against the statues of maidens, the Jarfather's very life at risk nearby! He will yell out towards you, requesting your aid to get out of his bothersome plight! This will be no mere task mind you, so be prepared!
  • - After aiding him, he shall reward you with some knowledge of the dreaded Bloody North East!
  • This place is known for its red tint and overwhelming dangers, but fearless Jar Combatants like yourselves have no fear, nay, for you will embrace such wondrous challenges!
  • He can be found in two places in this large land!

Use this opportunity to practice your Jar Throwing! One of the things that tells your jolly companions what you are! A Jar Combatant!
Jar Combatants wield Throwing Jars, mighty tools that can falter even the mightiest attackers!

  • - After aiding him through this, he shall journey to the North after acquiring relics that only the most accomplished Jar Combatants may claim. Unfortunately, you are not yet ready to do such.
  • But the very same beast that assailed him upon your first meeting has appeared again!
  • This will be the last time he will need your aid, but nearby is his home village, Jarburg.
  • This is the home of the strongest Jars, a young Jar by the name of Jar Bairn dwells within, awaiting a great soul to aid them, as the Jars of Jarburg are constantly being hunted by dreadful poachers. Make sure to talk to the young Jar often, for his hopes are high for you!
  • - Upon leaving the Waterlands and weaving through the Golden Woodlands, you'll find yourself in a mountainous region I call the Dread Reaches.
  • Somewhere in this terrible place is the Jarfather, resting his weary skin within a hot pool.
  • Even the Jarfather must take rest, and perhaps he shall grow stronger with it?
  • Here he recognizes you and your efforts. The Jarfather bestows upon you, your birthright, your visage of greatness! Your Jar!



  • - Your journey to becoming a Jar Combatant is hereby over. You've fulfilled all the requirements!
  • But the second you remove said birthright from your head, you reject your brothers and sisters.
  • Jar Bairn wails into the night, wondering what became of you.
  • The Jarfather ascends far above the clouds, in a place rumored to house a God.
  • I humbly ask you, as a fellow Jar Combatant...
  • Aid him with his wish, and you may do whatever it is you seek. But be sure to visit Jarburg afterward. Jar Bairn must know what you have done.
7 Comments
joe mama 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am 
Long may the sun shine upon the jar bros
Baby Oil on ICE 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21am 
After an Appropriate Walloping in the rear with something heavy and big I thought we would be closer :( I honestly feel kind of dirty and used... I thought we were going to Engage in Jolly Co-Operation together... I was there to save you but where were you when I needed saving Alex??? :laptop: Sometimes I think you're ashamed of our love.
legless101 27 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39pm 
Do not forget your daily lava bath fellow Jar Combatants, hygiene is important.
Latios55 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17am 
Well i would if i hadn't killed him for the jar shard
EstrogenDrinker 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13am 
well written !
Pizza  [author] 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm 
@YoungDFlame
Some actually saw my guide ;-;
Flame 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm 
Amazing!!!!