Welcome To Saurian, A game that's updated every 3 human lifetimes, your goal is shockingly to not die

in this goofy guide you will learn in the worst way possible to play this game

Saurian Is A Game Where They Make Dinosaurs Very Accurate (very cool)
and would be fun if it was in multiplayer

There Are 3 Bars (Not Candy Bars) The Green Bar Is Your Hunger There Are 2 Colors, Dull Green, And Bright Green 😱😱😱

The Blue Is Your Thirst, You Drink Muddy Water Because The Bright Blue Water Is Salty🧂 (almost as salty is the isle fandom🧂🧂🧂🧂)

The Red Bar Is Your Health, The End

The Circle Inside Is Your Stamina, It's Job Is To Give You A Limited Time Of Running









The Top is The Age Meter, basically How old you are 👶

The One Below Is The Fitness Meter Its Useful For Mating, The Higher It Is = The Higher Chance You Can Get Women

Mating Is A Feature Where You Can Find A Dinosaur Of The Opposite Gender And Of The Same Kind

Dakotaraptor

First Find A Dakotaraptor Of The Opposite Gender Then Use The Goofy Ah Call Wheel And The Heart Icon On The Female If You Succeed You Will Be Able To Mate You Must Create a Nest and Dig It Out Of The Ground This Allows You To Begin Nesting Keeping The Eggs Warm And Defending The Usual Until They Hatch, Once Hatched You Must Protect Your Children Until Juvenile Where They Run Off

So.. You Want To Be A Utahraptor? haha, no Use A Walmart Version Instead Known As Dakotaraptor That Might Not Even Exist


Welcome To The World Small Child You Are A Smol Chicken unless your attention span is longer then 3 microseconds you will spend the next 11 in game "Ages" till adult, and no i don't know how long is a saurian age

basically eat anything that's smaller or weaker then you, now as a cannibal myself i would love to eat my siblings in game, but they removed it 😭😭😭😭😡😡

also for some reason you can climb trees

also abandon your parents as soon as your a juvenile as they may try to EAT you smol chicken, Speaking Of Juvenile:

(do not make the same mistake i did here)


Welcome To The Juvenile Stage Which For Some Reason Looks Orange

its just a hatching but slightly larger and has NEW EPIC JUMPING ABILITY, known as Raptor Prey Restraint (RPR) or as i like to call it Dromeosaur Food Holding Session DFHS

this is the last time you can climb the thing the lorax loves so much as you will become to fat to do so

use the same strat as last time but maybe extend it to equal strength too

Now Its Tiem For!!111!!!1


now you are a sub adult which for some reason looks emo


sub adult is just upgraded juvenile this time without tree climbing and a lot more emo and hates life and wants to reset character or smth idk

nothing interesting here ngl so ima skip to adult



Welcome To Adulthood, now GET A JOB

your job is to be the mid tier carnivore of hell creek and find a mate to reproduce

you are gonna now hunt pachycephlosaurus (hard headed bois)
Struthiomimus/Ornithomimus/Unnamed Hell Creek Ornithomimid (ostrich bois)
and anything that you can kill

Also You are quite fast just avoid rexes (they are spooky)

NOW FINALLY ITS TIME FOR

Super Adult Is Just Adult+ Because You can hunt Trikes,Tyrannosaurus, And Maybe Ed, Edd and Eddy

Am To Lazy To Finish This So Heres A Random Photo

"Biggest Carnivore The World As Ever Seem"
- Alan Grant Jurassic World Dominion

big b onk go BRRRRRRR

anzu number 1 💪💪💪💪

ank the tank