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Why you should join the Imperial Legion.
By Skooma Fart
Reasons why you should join the Imperial Legion.
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Languages: English
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Overview
1. Ulfric Stormcloak is a loser  
2. General Tullius is badass  
3. Thalmor gay  
4. Balgruuf is your friend.  
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1. Ulfric Stormcloak is a loser
Dude got caught in the beginning of the game. What a milk drinker.


2. General Tullius is badass
Commands a group of Nord farmers and use them effectively in battlefields. He also has 1000 IQ brain.
3. Thalmor gay
Yes. Both Imperials and Stormcloaks hate the Aldmeri Dominion but this stupid civil war is what they want. They want to prolong the civil war to weaken the Legion and destroy the human race.
4. Balgruuf is your friend.
Don't join the Stormcloaks. You will betray Balgruuf, so don't be a d!ck.
He cares for the people of Whiterun and he's not a milk drinker like Ulfric.

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JizzWizard 25 May @ 1:51am 
I really do have a passionate hatred for the entire civil war narrative anyway, so it doesn't really matter to me. But really the thing that pisses me off about the Stormcloaks is that they refuse to call Talos by his TRUE NORD name, Ysmir. I mean the Stormcloaks, claiming the Old way also refuse to acknowledge Kyne, Jhunal, Stuhn, Tsun, Shor, Orkey, Mauloch, Herma-Mora, and even Alduin. Bethesda, I mean Emil, made sure there are absolutely 0 TRUE NORDs in Skyrim, instead, he made them redneck imperials to "keep it simple, stupid."
methtildeth 22 Mar @ 4:53am 
I dunno, when i openly hand imperial lands to the stormchads during the round table meeting in high hrothgar, right after evicting his piss-elf dominatrix, general tullius doesnt do much more than feebly whine about it. not very high IQ or badass of him tbh.
Panzermeiller 17 Feb @ 6:38am 
@Jmacc "True nords openly collaborate with their homeland oppressors"
Panzermeiller 17 Feb @ 6:38am 
The Absolute state of the imperioid mindset, this is why Skyrim should be free
metromutt 16 Feb @ 6:21pm 
You forgot the most important reason

5: The Stormcloaks support those slimy dickhats the Silverbloods
G H O S T 15 Feb @ 9:43pm 
:whiterun: Skyrim belongs to the Dominion
gemgaming20 16 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30am 
spooky boi gaming is a traitor we need to take him to the jarl!!!
SpookyBoiGaming 15 Sep, 2024 @ 12:52am 
Worst propaganda I've seen. Did you let the drunkard with the belly full of meed make this?
I'll stick to the StormCloaks. You tried to kill me at the beginning of the game.
epicleonard27 14 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am 
good guide man i will do
Dogdog357 13 Sep, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
Not only destroy humanity, but all of Nirn. The Thalmor's main goal is destroying the world towers, and without the towers holding Nirn where it is in the Aurbis, it'll get destroyed. Very scary