ok bud, these are the basics

1. get rid of all of your friends (not needed)
2. destroy all normal clothing you own, no normies allowed bozo
3. develop one or more of these mental illnesses / cute quirks
schizophrenia
bipolar disorder
weezer fan
depression
borderline personality disorder
ADHD
european
female
these help a ton to make the machine girl music sound better as your brain reaches the same levels of non euclidean and toxin filled as the music itself
4. don't clean your room ever
5. watch every episode of the chris chan documentary and prepare for the dimensional merge
6. invest in slurp juice stocks
7. uhhhhh idk listen to the music, if you don't like it at first strap yourself to a chair or bed and force yourself to listen until you do like it
8. to really cement your status as a machine girl fan buy a ♥♥♥♥ ton of machine girl merch on redbubble and etsy for insane prices and resort to selling the crack inside your brain to pay off your debts
9. bring up how the gemini album and the reporpoised phantasies album are both works of god and the music industry is full of losers

to make the effects last longer i recommend drinking copious amounts of monster, preferably the ones with the cool looking designs

congratulashuns!!!!!! you are now an honorary machine girl fan, good luck on your journeys of liking incomprehensible music!!! :)




side note: all effects are irreversible, the only known treatment is to talk to people irl and act normal