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goofy guy's description of all the mercs (by goofy guy)

By 61 monkeys in a watch

i am goofy guy and this is my description of all the tf2 mercs

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Languages: English

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13 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58pm

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Guide Index

Overview

scout

soldier

pyro

demoman

heavy

engineer

medic

sniper

spy

thank you for reading

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scout

scout is fast so he good if you run around everywhere or like to capture points a lot. he also from boston but idk if that matters. oh well.

soldier

soldier is a war hero with a rocket launcher shotgun and shovel so if you like those you might like soldier idk. also he calls everyone a maggot. also in one of the tf2 comic he was uhh how do i say this he was had no clothes. also a lot of big names in tf2 play him a lot (soundsmith, lazypurple)

pyro

nobody knows anything about the pyro and nobody can understand them because they wear a mask that muffles their voice. pyro has a flamethrower a shotgun and an axe. also for some reason some of the community enjoy drawing pyro as a girl. idk why they do it they just do.

demoman

the demoman is a black scottish man with bombs and an alcahol addiction seriously his melee is an empty bottle. he also has an eye missing which was taken by a wizard and turns giant and evil on halloween. if you like explosions (and the occasional spawncamping) then you and demoman should a get a room.

heavy

heavy is a big russian man with a minigun and also likes eating sandviches. he gets bullied by other classes because hes fat. also if you touch his gun you need to hope he doesnt find you because he will beat you up.

engineer

engineer is a texan who is also really smart because he has a lot of phds and can build stuff to fight for him supply his friends with health and ammo and teleport people yeah hes cool i know. he is also uncle danes main.

medic

medic is a german man who doesnt have a medical licence but still does surgeries anyway. he also has this special healing beam gun that heals people and can even turn himself and other people invinsible

sniper

sniper was born in new zealand and raised in the australian outback who is a hawk eye ready to shoot people in the head. he can also throw jars of pee at the bad guys and hit them with his machete to somehow hurt them more. also the pee is his own. yes he stores his own pee in jars to throw them at people.

spy

spy is a french man who has a revolver a knife and a small box thing that breaks the engineers buildings. he also can turn invisible with his watch. a lot of people would agree that spy is hard to play as but some people master it. some people hate spy mains (mrswipez is a perfect example of a spy main that his victims hate).

thank you for reading

if you liked this im happy also this is my first guide so hope you enjoyed ok bye bye :)

10 Comments

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rheum 29 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

dsaS 27 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

https://youtu.be/DdmNYNkcwKE

broski 24 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

i now know the classes of tf2 thank you

dsaS 24 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

https://youtu.be/DdmNYNkcwKE

MooftheGreat 23 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Additional merc facts yay:

scout: there is a special (and infamous) type of scout called lime scout who call for medics all the time but steal every health pack away from them and others.

Soldier: Soldier is enemies with the same wizard who stole demoman's eye.

Pyro: every furry in this godforsaken community plays pyro. (and draw pyro as a woman)

Demoman: demoman can switch from a ballistics professional to a medieval warrior.(DemoKnight!)

Heavy: heavy can call for a engineer to place a dispenser and he says put dispenser here but it sounds like pootis penser here and it is funny (don't know why but it is).

Engineer: Engineer gaming

medic: there is a psychological horror with medic as the main character called emesis blue.
GO WATCH IT

Sniper: sniper is infamous as the most OP class because of his ability to one shot every enemy combined with the fact that you can download scripts that make your shot instant and flawless

Spy: DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE

Teddo Teddus 23 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

epic time

61 monkeys in a watch [author] 23 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

noooo pls

oog 23 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

i am going to eat goofy guy

Mr. Martin :) 20 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

noice

61 monkeys in a watch [author] 13 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59pm

sorry guys i couldnt think of much to say for scout

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