Sons Of The Forest

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How To NOT Scare The Hoes
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You may have noticed that as you've played SOTF that there happens to be a woman roaming the island, but for whatever reason, she runs whenever you approach her.
It's simple my friend. You scare the hoes.
BUT
This guide will not only help you wash off that layer of Eau de Hoeless, but will make Virginia fall for you in no time!

[IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME SEEING HER? If yes, see "1." If no, see "2."]
1. Be patient. Nothing is more annoying than having some weirdo chase you, and follow you around. It might be exciting to see a woman as you yourself won't be interacting with one any time soon, but it takes time. If you notice her watching you then leave her be, by tomorrow she'll feel a bit more comfortable.
Move on to the next step.

2. Put the weapon down. There's a good chance that you don't know the hotkeys for the game yet and after watching you mercilessly paint the ground with 5 cannibals, having you approach with any sort of weapon in hand isn't exactly exciting for her.
(hold "i" to quick select from your backpack)
Move on to the next step.

[IS SHE KEEPING HER DISTANCE?] If yes, see "2." If no, see "3"
3. Personal Space. The more comfortable with you Virginia is, the closer she'll be. By your second day spending time around her she'll begin to loosen up and let her guard down, you might see her dance, and spin and be much more relaxed. This is the prime time to let her know how you feel, you feel like you want to spend the rest of your time on the island with her.
Move on to the next step.

4. Act Natural. You can't just charge at her. She's enjoying the view when some sweaty, axe-wielding, psycho and his smooth brained associate go running at full speed toward her, scary... and no deodorant means she can smell you from a mile away. You can mask your smell by crouching as you approach arms down, pits closed.
Move on to the next step.

[DID VIRGINIA RUN? If yes, see "6." If no, see "5."]
5. Impeccable Rizz. By this point if you've done everything precisely as shown above, then Virginia will have realized the charming, gigachad that you've become and will be compelled to bring you gifts. She'll kneel or sit before you and extend her gift to you. She can provide all sorts of beneficial items around the island.
Move on to "Shotgun Wedding"

6. Rejection. Still scaring the hoes, try again. See "1."

Shogun Wedding: No better way to tie it off than with the ring around her finger when she's firing shells. A shotgun can be very handy if you know where to look. You have the ability to give Virginia weapons and she will use them to keep enemies at bay while you do who knows what. Although you may have followed all instructions to the best of your abilities, this doesn't guarantee you will be successful. It's alright if this turns out to be the case, it's not for everybody. Best of luck to you in your endeavor of attraction instead of repulsion!
Til death do you part.


p.s. cut me some slack its 5 AM
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42 comentarii
kilo 30 dec. 2024 la 3:05 
this makes the game unrealistic becuze in real life i can just outpace them and they cant run
weberollin1234 29 dec. 2024 la 11:17 
i accidently stabbed her cause i thought she was a spooky creature oh noes
MG 20 dec. 2024 la 15:45 
Does this guide work in the real world too? Hoes are running away from me :(
Pazuzu (AJ) 1 nov. 2024 la 14:18 
she good with shotguns and melee only. give her any other weapon and she will miss all the time.
madlarkin8 24 oct. 2024 la 21:27 
Why 3 leg and not 2 vagene?
Louis.7493 30 sept. 2024 la 19:14 
actually useful
Crafty 11 mart. 2024 la 14:55 
i accidentally killed the hoes
ProductOfJapan 10 mart. 2024 la 0:17 
This is the most entertaining Community thread I have seen in a while
Deformed Dino 3 mart. 2024 la 15:33 
operation hose is wild 💀
Rain Candy 1 mart. 2024 la 17:06 
The guide is so useful that i can approach any women in real life too