STEP 1
Purchase game, make sure the game is NOT on offer in order to fund the amazing developers
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STEP 2
Purchase all the insane DLC that add a bunch of content. Again make sure the DLC are NOT on offer in order to fund the amazing developers.
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STEP 3
Download game. Make sure your download speed is as low as possible so you can enjoy all the amazing steam previews of the game.
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STEP 4

Install game. Make sure to install the game on a very slow hdd for immersion.
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STEP 5

Launch game. Make sure your pc is a very low end pc for immersion
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STEP 6

Configure game settings. Make sure you have the worst possible settings
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STEP 7

Launch any game mode
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STEP 8

CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER YOU ARE NOW THE BEST NERF LEGENDS PLAYER IN HISTORY. NOW REMEMBER TO USE SAM TO GET MULTIPLAYER ACHIEVEMENTS AND TRY TO GET THE SINGLEPLAYER ONES LEGALLY.
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STEP 9

100% The best game ever.


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