Portal Reloaded

Portal Reloaded

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Logan's Contrived Pun: Why Future Cubes in the Present are not present in the Future (and can't give you infinite cubes)
By parasocial catgirl
Have you ever been mildly annoyed/confused/peturbed by how, when you take a future cube to the present and place it somewhere in the present, that future cube isn't then available in that location in the future?

Yes?

Well, hopefully this guide will help you to fill in the blanks and ultimately answer the question of why your cube will never reach the age of 40.
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The Problem
> Be test subject 4509
> Place a cube in the present
> Go to the future
> 20-year-old cube is in that position in the future
> Take 20-year-old cube back to the present, leave it somewhere
> Expect to see 40-year-old cube in that position in the future
> There is no 40-year-old cube
> Have an existential crisis because the future cube's current destiny of being in that place 20 years from now has somehow not been fulfilled
The Explanation (for why you cannot get a future version of the future cube)
Have you ever seen/heard of/read the wikipedia page about Logan's Run?

The main premise of that was about someone trying to escape a dystopian society where everyone gets killed at a certain age (21 in the book, 30 in the film adaptation).

Now, what does this have to do with anything?

Well, consider how, whenever you attempt to respawn a cube, the previous cube you had automatically gets fizzled, without any external thing needing to come in and dispose of it. This heavily implies that there's an internal auto-fizzle mechanism within the cubes themselves.

And now, consider this: If one has way too many cubes, and has the means of automatically disposing of a cube, would it not make sense to automate disposing of abandoned cubes (such as if a cube falls out of a test chamber), rather than having to clean up the inevitable flood of cubes later on down the line manually?

And now, back to why I mentioned Logan's Run earlier on.

Suppose we have a cube (C) in the present (T0). We place it somewhere in the present (present cube is C0), and leave it alone for 20 years. 20 years later (T20), we grab that 20-year-old cube (C20), and take Cube C20 back in time by 20 years (to T0). However, Cube C20 is still 20 years old, despite being taken back in time by 20 years (as we had to abandon Cube C0 for 20 years before it became C20, which we took back in time). Now, we leave Cube C20 alone in the present (T0), and observe it again 20 years in the future (T20) - at which point, it should now be 40 years old (C40), and presumably having a mid-life crisis.

HOWEVER!

If the cube's auto-fizzler was set up to, say, automatically fizzle any 30-year-old (or 21-year-old) cubes... THE CUBE WILL NEVER BE 40!

Or, in practical terms...

A future cube (C20) which you take to the present (T0) will not be available in the future (T20), because it would have died of old age in the meantime.

Meaning that you can only have the present version of the cube (C0), the 20-year-old future version of that same cube (C20), but no other instances of that cube may exist.
You seriously expect me to read through that wall of text?
fine here it is in image form instead

ok that's all
please get out of my house
21 Comments
The_McRib 21 Jul @ 7:43am 
The real question is why doesn't the future cube disappear if you use your portals to collect it then move the portals in the past? That would also alter its destiny.
The_McRib 20 Jul @ 7:00am 
This is probably a different way of explaining the same thing, but the voice in the first chamber states that the only reason the cube exists 20 years from now is because the test chamber has been deliberately left untouched for 20 years. My theory then is that the whole chamber is programmed to change after those 20 years are up, and as part of that, the cube is fizzled anyway.
hmm 29 May @ 8:35am 
one reason could be from it being destroyed by the plants and becoming part of the chamber, probably not but it's something that could be true
Lime Reversed 12 May @ 4:07am 
Something that has been on my mind is why the player can go to the future while the present cube can't. It's established that both the player and the cube share the same present, and that bringing something from the present into the future violates cause and effect. This could have been solved if the player started in the future, so that future becomes the player's present. Then the player would be as free to move through the time portals just like the future cube can.
CendronHawk 6 May @ 3:52pm 
I thought it was just because it's all one timeline, so like Y0 goes to T20 and takes C20 to T0. Then you go back, but it's now from T0.001 to T20.001, and Y0 has already taken it, so Y0.001 can't take it
Grayjackall 27 Mar @ 11:59am 
no
Darth Mooo 13 Feb @ 6:33pm 
This was very good, it explained very well with a theory that makes sense.
Jarek 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm 
Sequel is brain bomb
Omega_17 11 Oct, 2024 @ 10:42pm 
lol
ulugbekcoskun 15 Feb, 2024 @ 2:04pm 
portal3willbehappn:steamthumbsup: