First off if ya don't already sound like you smell of the worst cologne a human could buy and have the biggest bling to hair ratio around you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it all up.everything starts with the accent so get yourself started by watching some sopranos, goodfellas and of course The Godfather(aka the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' holy bible). because nobody wants a Cafone that don't sound the part, also if you aint the loudest one in da room you ain't bein heard so keep it short and to the point.

On top of that gettin' lip from somebody must always be challenged or else you run the risk of getting gooped by your local don, these words i'm about to teach you sorry sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better ring true when the time comes or you'll be mocked by all goodfella's alike.First well start with the intro to every argument which should be "you motha ♥♥♥♥♥ you" or just a simple "dis motha ♥♥♥♥♥". Saying these phrases will show everyone around you you gotta problem with the local goof in question. One can also add a "Dis ♥♥♥♥♥♥' guy" if the comeback your opponent doesn't suffice or is too much for you to handle.

Equally so giving compliments and catching up with the rest of the mob is just as much of an art as knocking down the local goof is. so start off by giving a warm "aayyy (X) how ya doin' ? haven't seen you in foreva" this will affirm to everyone around that the mood is good and may even prevent any bad actors from trying to clip one of your Amico's. to further push the subject of good will one must also ask a couple of questions like "how is ya mutha ?" , "Da kids doin' good?" and "ya lookin good X looks like ya lost some weight". There are many more like this so use em when the time
comes and suits the mood.

This last part is the mona lisa of all advice, whattevah you do never let a goofball or a mad lad toss a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grenade and get away whit it equally keep an eye out for the associates of these goofs because as soon as ya turn away they will clip you faster than nonna makes her signature spaghetti and Cannolis. On that note keep ya head up and on a swivel ya never know who the next button man is.