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Why I Hate Unknown Specimen 1: OG EDITION
By Rex_ink
This [straight white male] of a specimen is by far the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying thing I can come across in an endless run
   
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Why are you writing this
You may be asking yourself, "why the hell is this guy writing a guide about why he hates unknown specimen 1?"
Well, the answer to that question is quite simple.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate unknown specimen 1 so much that I feel the need to share that hatred with the world.
So now that that is cleared up, let's get into this ♥♥♥♥♥!
Why this specimen is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad
This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is so weak and pathetic in the og version that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh whenever I see it. It tries its best to be annoying as ♥♥♥♥ with its room counter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after the first 25 rooms, yes 25, making it so the next 15 rooms you go through are completely totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless to your run, but it is so pathetic that it doesn't even matter.
Its attack is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weak, which wouldn't be a problem if it was a fast hitting enemy (which it is), but it teleports away from you when it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nibbles on your shoulder. Not to mention the fact that it will even teleport when you just look at it for a few moments. This can be cheesed very easily if you just, I dunno, pay attention to which side the little ♥♥♥♥♥ is on with the static noise it emits, and then look at it when it gets too close.
Once it manages to kill you, it pulls a [straight white man] move and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEADNAMES ME
IT DEADNAMES ME EVERY TIME I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE TO IT
AND I HATE IT SO MUCH
MAN
I KNOW I CAN JUST CHANGE MY COMPUTER USER NAME BUT FRANKLY I DONT FEEL LIKE DOING THAT
AND YKNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE? YOU CAN GET SENT TO A SECOND CHASE
That sounds cool, right?
WRONG.
ITS BASICALLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT WHITE FACE CAN NOW GO RIGHT TOWARDS YOU AND YOU CANT DO ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT NO LONGER TELEPORTS?
BEST/WORST PART? YOU ONLY HAVE 1 HP.
1 HP.
THIS MEANS THAT YOU CAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET SNIPED THROUGH THE WALL BY WHITE FACE
AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE
THEY WASTED THE POTENTIAL OF A COOL SECOND CHASE ON THAT??? BRUH WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ MAN
Anyways, let's try to make this ♥♥♥♥♥ better.
How this specimen can be good
NERF THE SECOND CHASE
OH MY GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NERF IT
EITHER KEEP THE TELEPORT AWAY THING WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT OR GET RID OF IT GOING THROUGH WALLS
♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL MAN
SMH SMH
Also, if you're gonna get rid of the teleport away mechanic for the second chase, you might as well get rid of it for the first chase man. After all, this is the og version of the game, its just one specimen at a time.
MAKE THE SECOND CHASE MORE UNIQUE
ITS WHITE FACE DUDE
I KNOW VIRTUALLY NOTHING ABOUT IMSCARED, BUT I KNOW THIS MAN WANTS A FLOWER
GIVE HIM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLOWER MAN
All in all?
he's a little ♥♥♥♥♥
18 Comments
Easlithinki 8 Nov @ 12:52pm 
It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't spawn in swirl rooms.



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whyisyusernamethis 16 Oct @ 11:49am 
hey the imscared monster has feelings too
Beemed 14 Oct @ 10:01am 
Imagine instead of deadnaming you, bro just lowk calls the player a slur :sob:
shrimp 29 Jul @ 6:35pm 
real
BloomMewBloomer 8 Jun @ 1:20pm 
:coolface: haha
ACE 15 Apr @ 12:54pm 
reasonable crashout
Silly Cat YT 11 Jan @ 6:08am 
bro you roasted white face from imscared in a second
Rat Child from Look Outside 22 Nov, 2024 @ 8:37am 
goes through walls? ringu. doesnt go through walls? centipede/bab
Rex_ink  [author] 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am 
@jordanlacy1342 I never thought of it like that. Dear god. Most of the specimens *are* just ringu...
Rex_ink  [author] 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:25am 
All things I bring up, @cattaxzzz, but I understand it's hard to read my insanity