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Explosive Melon Launcher

makov

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will implode, even if you only looked at the word boom! Once there was a little man called primalpotato32, he was forty-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital, because he nuked her mom and her dad. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to explode him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and explodes, by copying stupid copy-pastas on your mods and watching you bleed to death.

As the Melon Baron, I am happy to see that our Weapon Factories have created such a beautiful way for our Men to die...

WARNING! shut the fuck up

IM SICK OF THEM

ENOUGH COPY PASTAS

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

please

just make a normal one

MELON MAN