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100% Achievements Guide
作者: ☽ LUNATEE ☽
Guide to obtaining the achievements in game.
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You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Just spam "E" or whichever keybind you set to be your action button.

I achieved this in the "Windmill" level where everything is burning and you are dragging yourself on the ground. The game continuously asks you to press E at certain points. That is where my achievement activated.
Move along, pervert...
In the room where you first start the game is a photograph of an anime girl on the wall. Just go up to the wall and stand there for about 10 seconds. I also took a screenshot and hit E while I was there, but achievement was activated after standing there... (not sure if it was a combination of the above or if you just have to stand and look at the photo up close).

You're not Santa, get out.
When you are in the "Parlor" room, just crouch down and go into the fireplace and the achievement should activate.
Something Sweet...
In the level "White Pawn" turn on the radio on the couch. Vinny yells for you to name something sweet. Just type in "honey".

(See achievement One Day for another achievement in this room before you turn on radio)
Insane.
In the level "House", just head to the basement. You will come upon a room with candles on the floor and a picture with the quote by Albert Einstein. Just hit the lever button continuously until the achievement pops up.

Crackpot.
In the level "Immensity", jump from pillar to pillar while shooting and breaking the green vases. Once you break enough, a huge green vase will fall from the sky and award you with this achievement.

At first the achievement did not pop for me in my attempts for it. I ended up falling and spawning on the lower pillar, shooting it again and one found on a nearby ledge which then activated my achievement.

I made this video below to help you out.

Was any of that real?
Complete the Black Pawn Scenario. Level name is "basementpart2".

Once you get out of the house, you chase the orb back through a door. When you break through that door, your achievement should activate.

If it doesn't, I suggest exiting your game and verifying your cache.
Game Library > Only If > right click Properties > Local Files > Verify Integrity Of Game Cache (last button).

If that says something with failed to verify 1 file. Verify again until it's successful, then try that level once more so achievement will pop up.
Wincest!
Complete the White Pawn Scenario. Level name is "whatithinkofyou". (See below "Quality" achievement for quick way out of this room.)
Quality.
Complete the last level with a single bullet. Level name is "whatithinkofyou".
You are in a room full of green vases. Head north from where you spawn until you spot a trashcan. Press E. Grab the key. Now head south until you see the tipped over green vase. Shoot it ONCE. Go into the door. You will unlock the Quality & Wincest! achievements here.
One Day.
In the level "White Pawn", jump onto the desk before talking to radio. Turn to the shelf that you once got that gold key from in earlier levels. Run and jump off the desk onto the top of this shelf. Turn slightly around and the ceiling will cross with the outside sky revealing a giant anime photo.

Note: Exit and reload your game if you don't get it the first time as this is what happened for me.

Thank you J'adore l'alcool & Raptor for input for this secret achievement.

I added a video on how to achieve this below.

Notes
  • A few achievements were removed by the developer temporarily (including Ribbit). If and when they are put back in, they will be added to the guide.
  • Most of these achievements can easily be obtained by loading up the level name.
  • If any achievements don't show up, try to "verify game cache" from your game library before trying again.
160 件のコメント
Sawyer 2月9日 20時07分 
The tip from a ninja after lewds helped getting my achivment :eselphine:(The 3rd guy below me)
Huaie 2023年4月21日 13時03分 
Thanks for the guide!
R 2022年1月21日 17時19分 
Thanks for the guide :steamthumbsup:
A Ninja After Lewds 2020年6月7日 13時37分 
Finally got the "You have no idea what you're doing, do you?" achievement! After so many tries, I did something different. Load up the game > *space* > type "study" > follow the orb until you get to the door. I spammed E and got it after a couple seconds. Hope this helps. Verify files before trying just in case.
Qestovai 2020年5月29日 20時29分 
I should have done this WAY earlier! But I appreciate it! I REALLY DO!

Also do Wincest! & Quality last just for that 100% conclusion feeling.
DeathHero® 2018年10月25日 2時41分 
THX :D
hybridjunkie 2018年9月2日 18時25分 
Thank you for the 100% Achievement guide. Just a reminder, restart the game everytime you got an achievement. If you load another level the second time, the achievement wont unlock.
Patchup 2018年6月16日 5時43分 
Thank you for the guide!!! It really helped.:steamhappy:

In my experience, I needed to "verify game cache" between almomt every achievement.

I recieved the "Move along, pervert..." achievement just my pressing the "Prt Scr" key while the picture was in front.

The picture for the One day Achievement won't be there until the second time you are in the office. You correctly mentioned the level is "whitepawn." I mention this because one player didn't see the picture and this might be the reason.
Thot Patrol 101 2018年2月5日 6時51分 
you have to drink both of the water canteens to get the achievment
NathanBatman 2018年2月4日 11時12分 
Been flipping the witch for over 5minutes; still no insane ach