The Forest

The Forest

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How to flirt with a cannibal v2✅
By France
The best guide to getting a girlfriend
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Have a girlfriend [v2]
Step 1
Start weight training by breaking trees to get a nice stallion body

Step 2
Make your banana fatter with steroids found in the suitcases of other passengers

Step 3
Try to find a charisma coach to teach you how to improve your charisma.

Step 4
Once you have completed these steps, try to meet a girl

Step 5
Kill about 50 cannibals and take them to the beach

Step 6
Invite the girl to the place where you put the dead cannibals

Step 7
She'll be impressed with your strength when she sees all those dead people.

Step 8
Spend an evening together, and then without waiting for her tackle her on the floor and get her pregnant

Step 9
Wait 9 months after your son is born and eat him

Step 10
Repeat these steps several times, thanks to my guide you have a girlfriend plus an unlimited food glitch

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395 Comments
Noidea 11 Jun @ 6:37am 
person under person thats under me should jump off the bridge
Konkor05 9 Jun @ 8:41am 
Will try :steamhappy:
Xhardvix117cz 3 Jun @ 7:00am 
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Jordan72 31 May @ 7:53am 
this fucker gave china another way to get rid of female babies
Souless Slayer 18 May @ 1:51am 
OMG, i have a full clan now! We are about 50 canibals until now. Thank you!
Bubblebutt09 13 May @ 3:15am 
bro said "plus unlimited food glitch" xD
liamm41315 11 May @ 12:01pm 
what is wrong with you man?!?!?!?
Gl1tch Is 7 May @ 6:35pm 
these guides are so dumb. why do people even give these thing awards?
Sajgonka 7 May @ 8:42am 
real:winterbunny2023:
Le Heavy 21 Apr @ 12:24pm 
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