Have a girlfriend

Ask if your banana is big

If she says no this guide is for you

First of all if your banana is too small, breathe don't worry I am here to help you

Take your banana, knead it and pull it with all your might.

By pulling on it, you will gain a few inches.

Then last step look at pictures of women and you will see your banana will grow enormously

• I am of course talking about the edible fruit

Award my guide because I helped you