Trapper - traps go CLAP, so don't walk into them in grass n' stuff.

Wraith - No bing bong = Safe - Bing Bong = Not safe - Bing Bong cross map? Idk look around.

Billy - Chainsaw go RURURURUUUUUUUU, big loud very noise. Dodge RURURU machine.

Nurse - WHEEZE = Look at her - SWOOSH = be unpredictable - God nurse = Die.

Huntress - schling! = Look behind you - HUAAH! = Follow previous tip

Myers - *heavymaskbreathing* = Look around constantly and get scared of your own teammates footsteps - DANANA DANANA DANA DANANAAAAA = Run

Hag - Exists = Urban Evasion or crouch like a pro

Doctor - Throw everything you've learnt out the window and be good in chases

Leatherface - HUEHUAHUEHUA = Vault something, drop a pallet or if you're a pro-gamer you can 360 - CHEAPERRURURURU = Die on first hook

Freddy - Sleep isn't much of a threat, don't get greedy with loops

Pig - Boop the snoot

Clown - Laugh at his existence

Spirit - Legal adult that can gamble at casinos? Be good at it. SWOSHSHWOOOSWOOOSH sound = bad. Where SWOOOOSH sound come from? Not go there.

Legion - mend, a lot.

Plauge - Social distance from fountains.

Ghostface - Have a staring contest

Demogorgon - Be greedy with pallets, if he good do not be greedy.

Oni - turn left, or right. And we know right is the right answer.

Deathslinger - Windows aren't your friends anymore Windows are your friends again.

Executioner - Big head = big brain, sword go SWCHING look at ground

Blight - Ever seen a Quentin with Sprint Burst? Kinda like that but on way more crack, avoid like a used needle.

Twins - Commit assault on a handicapped child, probably considered to be a hate-crime too.

Trickster - Like Huntress, but like..easier...and somehow worse so basically just avoid his knives, because Trickster = knives? *insert Jojo reference*

Nemesis - Hentai lovers are gonna have a field day with this killer OH and zombies go chomp = not good

Cenobite - He came. But also he whips chains.

Artist - Crow go CAWH! Not good. Therefore you avoid big CAWH head. CAWH head hit you? No good, woosh woosh them away.

Onryō - Just don't watch the tape 4head, also she's a walking 90s television so ya know, keep an eye out.

Dredge - Don't be Dwight lmao. Locker no good now, lock em' up. You'd think a flashlight would help with nightfall by...using it as a flashlight. But it doesn't! 2badsosad.

Mastermind - If he whips out his goo-ey deliciousness, he's ready to grab you hentai style. Better get ready to go left or right, twice cause 1 time isn't enough. You think you're safe on pallets or windows? Nah son, you better make sure you keep running after a vault cause Window-tech won't work and hasn't worked since 2018 on competent killers and Pallet tech hasn't worked since Legion. But maybe, just maybe THIS time it will work.

Knight = Me and the boys gonna go gangbang the survivors.

Skull Merchant - ARRRRG you ready to kill some survivors? Oh right this killer isn't pirate themed at all, missed opportunity, anyways. Skull merchant, a girl who's a little bit too into manga and a little bit extremely psychotic, but she got dat cake doe. I got 3 tips for you oblivious booty lover, you see, she has drones. Current day techonology, you see one of them? You go up, press UPUPDOWNDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTABSTART and now the drone is gone, if the lady with the cake is chasing you and she pops up a drone while you're looping this thicc masterpiece of design, you leave. Or don't. Really, she has no chasing power, yeah you're exposed but why do you care? You're a survivor, you've got nothing to fear, right? But yeah try not to 3 gen yourselves, don't be dumdum, do the closest gens or don't make plans for anything in the next 50 minutes.

Singularity - A menacing lump of mush and electronics that looks like and undercooked meatball who wants to make the human species extinct and to do that, HUX(Half-cooked Unrelenting Xenophobe) shoots meatballs at you or anywhere around you and then he can control meatball cameras that shoot mini-meatballs that latch onto you, not good, very bad. If your back is now meatballed, HUX can now shoot more meatballs at you that if it hits you, he is on your ass ready to deport you from life and you might think you're safe but nah son, HUX becomes unrelenting and gains basically spirit fury coupled with no stun time and can vault windows Myers quick, if not quicker for a lil bit after teleporting. Lucky you however, there's 3D printers, from 300 years into the future that can print EMP guns, that instantly squish any meatballs around you and shuts off the meatball cameras. Stay away from undercooked meatballs.

Nea - The meme is real. She is the entity

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I'm sharing your pain because I did the exact same thing while writing this guide.

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