Step 1: Make friends! :D
Step 2: Have fun with friends :DD
Step 3: Have random guy get jealous because his friend (F) hangs out with you more than him.
Step 4: Continue have fun with friends :DDD
Step 5: Take small vacation (Because you earned it)
Step 6: Come back from vacation B)
Step 7: See that you have been removed from every guild and half of your friends removed you. :(
Step 8: People now treat you like scum of the earth
Step 9: Become depressed
Step 10: Find out neckbeard guy spread false rumors behind your back and now a good 70% of the community hates you.
Step 11: Calculate the time frame said rumor took place, figure out that it was during a time period when you didn't have access to a PC
Step 12: Depression :(
Step 13: Figure out ESO is for virgins.
Step 14: Laugh that you are true.
Step 15: Uninstall the game
Step 16: Play other games
Step 17: Realize the actual character change you became IRL becoming satisfied with yourself.
Step 18: Look back when you actually played ESO
Step 19: Wonder why in the heck did you actually play this
Step 20: Laugh even harder.

Notes: (before inserting d*ck into toaster oven, make sure to set the temperature to 100 degrees fahrenheit that way the oven is warm enough for insertion. Hopefully that helps.)