Dwarf Fortress

Dwarf Fortress

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How to discreetly remove the urine barrels
By Exploding Cheese
The essential guide to the removal of potential vice so that your dwarves aren't forced to dig in knowledge that they are carving out the piss hall
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The Plan
Ensure all barrels are not made out of wood; If so, utilise your legendary hauler dwarf to enact the process of urine transferal. After completion, wait for the elves to arrive and trade with them your barrels of mass dwarven discharge.
Gain coin, and win


9 Comments
oldminer 13 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm 
Ok, Mr. Urist McSewageMaester, but what do I do with all the masterwork dung cakes I make?
Berten 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52am 
This trade deal seems to good to give to the elves, gold for gold. Should just take all their wares and use the barrels for the moat.
Exploding Cheese  [author] 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56am 
The person below pulls women harder than uncle grandpa
Incoherent Light 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:08am 
No need to feel embarrassed. It's a pretty big game, it's easy to miss a feature or two
BrythonLexi 7 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56am 
I have played since 2014.
Exploding Cheese  [author] 7 Dec, 2022 @ 9:20am 
The person below has only played three hours of Dwarf Fortress as of writing this comment; They are also incapable of understanding the guide itself and as such have left a bewildering comment, which most likely has ties to their experiences in real life as they are suffering from an inability to pull bitches in the outside world.
BrythonLexi 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am 
Urine is not in this game.
IreallyLikeMiners 6 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm 
Will do that, sir.
KERNBOOM 6 Dec, 2022 @ 1:29pm 
What