DARK SOULS™ III

DARK SOULS™ III

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Dark Souls git gud guide
By Paul)
So you want get Dark Souls fit?

1. Did you just die? Punish your failure by doing 10 squats

2. Died to a Boss? Learn from your failure by doing 5 sit-ups along with step 1.

3. Fell off a ledge? Improve your eyesight by placing yourself in the front leaning rest position for 30 seconds along with step 1.

4. Died to an invader? Git Gud by doing 5 push ups and punish yourself further with step 1.

5. Failed to collect your souls after death? Do 10 jumping jacks along with repeating step 1 too as a reminder of failure.

6. For every NG+ double each step.


Complete these 5 steps to learn from your failures and git gud while also gaining a level in both Vigor and Endurance.
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Toast of War 3 Oct, 2024 @ 2:44pm 
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Mupski 22 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41pm 
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Garter Snake 9 Oct, 2023 @ 1:32am 
that's a lot of squats, kinda seeming like the type of guy that would level dex...
Tenkins 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:15am 
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