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How to perform the "jump" feature in "s&box" with simple, easy steps
By Wang Kin
So, precisely 39 minutes ago, I won a giveway for s&box and am now writing this article. And I feel that it is important for people to understand the importance and steps on how to jump.

Why is jumping important?
Well, when your playing s&box, you must jump to complete certain tasks. Tasks which require absolute concentration like avoiding Saul Goodman (3D) from hit show 'Better Call Saul', or jumping over a pile of dead civilian bodies accrued over 39 minutes, don't ask where that example came from. Now then, these are some very important tasks which only the most skilled and dedicated players can accomplish with the help of some specific instructions on how to accomplish the never before seen revolutionary feature of a jump.

How to jump:

Step 1:
First to accomplish a jump, the person has to be old enough to know how to read this guide. People often become fluent at a language between 9-15 years of age. Completing the first 9 years of a persons life is essential to achieving the jump manoeuvre, as they cannot read this guide without it. This amount of time will typically be around year 3-4 levels of education giving ample time to learn such abilities.

Step 2:
Reading this guide is the next step on learning how to jump, and if you're reading this, then you're doing the right thing. To read this guide means you are at least 9 years old and have completed up to 3 or 4 levels of education. Congratulations.

Step 3:
To finally accomplish the dreaded achievement known as a jump in s&box which only very few people in the world can perform currently requires the following:

- Input device (preferably keyboard but can be binded to other things such as a mouse)
- A human (in order to perform the action of making the input)
- A computer (in order to transmit the input to the game and own the game)
- A monitor (to view the input and perform tasks)
- Internet connection (to download the game)
- A mouse (to make the inputs to download such game)
- s&box (the game)

Now then, to jump in this game you must do the following:
Turn on the computer
Enter a password (if required)
Open internet explorer
Search "google chrome" download (internet explorer sucks)
Download google chrome
Open google chrome
Search "steam download" or enter the following: https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/about/
Go to the steam website or enter the following: https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/about/
Press the "install steam" button or enter the following: https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/about/
Press the "install steam button" on the next page corresponding to your operating system
Download steam
Run the steam startup
Configure and setup steam
Open steam
Create a steam account
Enter username and password to login

Once the previous has been performed it does not have to be done again

Search "s&box" in the "store" category
Realise do not have the game which as aforementioned is required for this
Go back into google chrome
Search "s&box beta test key giveaway"
Enter the giveaway via pressing the "enter" button
Repeat previous two processes until giveaway is won (or get it first try like me)

Once the previous is done it does not have to be done again

Go back into steam
"s&box" will already be in your steam library
Press "s&box"
Download "s&box" (time may vary depending on download speed)
Click the "play" button for "s&box"
Let the game launch and setup
Make avatar (preferably stupid looking)
Enter a server

Once the previous has been performed it does not have to be performed again until you leave the game

Now here comes the hardest part:
Move your joints and limbs in order to press down the input (default set to spacebar but can be changed).
Once the input is pressed, an order will be sent through the device, transmitted through the cables and into the working device which will process and recognise the input, generating a response to the game and monitor displaying the desired outcome.
After all this, you will see your created avatars location vertically increase by a slight margin and can be pressed twice in order to levitate like a 'top G'.
Admire the result of your 9 years of hard work and dedication.
Use this acquired knowledge to perform this feat in a task such as avoiding Saul Goodman (3D) from 'Better Call Saul' or jump over a pile of bodies accrued over 39 minutes.
Spend 20 minutes writing a guide on how to perform the feat online

Thank you for reading this guide, hope it helped.
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49 Comments
bancocracia 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29am 
as of 8/6/2024, this has been patched
phil spencer fangirl 5 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31pm 
boner alert
TheCalamitousChurchill 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm 
my name jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CosminPerRam 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:30am 
instructions unclear, toaster stuck in garry
WeWaffles 1 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36pm 
You didn't clarify how to connect to the internet.
jiia 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:36pm 
You just won the internet
Meb 21 Jan, 2024 @ 3:32am 
TRY ROTATING, have you tried to unplug-replug your router?
TRY ROTATING 16 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am 
I keep pressing spacebar but it says function jump is used like a type but is actually a variable and I dont know what to do
traitor (real) 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am 
oh
Meb 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48am 
I don't think that I have any kind of keyboard around here