15/01/23
we did it boys 3000

17/07/23
nahh no way this silly goofy guide is at nearly 6000 visits

so..you think you can play omri? your probably doing in wrong so i will tell you how to do it right.

there's a few things you need to gather before we start.

1. Head phones
2. Light depression (don't worry it wont stay like that for long)
3. NO and i mean NO friends (only the best gamer doesn't have friends)
4. The ability to stay up till 3 AM
5. A potato

So you got all that out the way i'll now let you in on the secrets to become the best omrigo.

1. Play the game while listening to the OST but not the music in game (if your mentally stable you can skip this step)

2. With no friends it sure is empty round here so go and get some plushies (omri and arby are great)

3. This one is for the scared omrigos - watch superhero funco pop videos at the same time so you don't get jump scared due to already being traumatised

4. Check the wiki every 5 days

5. Get ALL the achievements (to be true omrigo)

You've come far young one but now you ask the question we all wonder..what do you do after the game? You could read the post depression guides but i think my list will do the job

1. cry
2. cry
3. cry
4. cry
5. invest in orange joe stocks so kel comes to your door and gives you a high five
6. cry

I didn't think you'd learn how to play so well. here are some paths to go down now your lonley again:

o editing
o crying (optional to the crying you will do already)
o kin basil
o hate basil
o wonder why everyone loves and hates basil
o learn to play final duet (violin or piano depending on what you think will work for you in the future)
o hyper fixate
o spin
o buy all the merch
o become bo en fan (what are you doing if no bo en?)
o try orange joe
o eat potato

Its time to rest now.


be carefull of those stairs














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