ULTRAKILL

ULTRAKILL

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Touching Grass (ULTRAKILL GUIDE)
By fdo
I know touching grass seems like an Alien concept to many of Ultrakill players, but WORRY NOT, i'll teach you how to touch grass from the SAFETY of your screen.
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Step 1 •
Open ULTRAKILL
Simple enough.
Step 2 •
Select the PLAY button in the main menu
Step 3 •
Select a Difficulty, from personal experience, Standard is best for the GRASS EXPERIENCE™ on ULTRAKILL™
Step 4 •
Select ACT I - INFINITE HYPERDEATH of ULTRAKILL
Step 5 • JUMPSCARE WARNING •
IF YOURE SENSITVE TO JUMPSCARES PLEASE STOP AT THIS POINT...


Select one of these 2 levels, 1-1 is the best as there are no enemies to interrupt your GRASS EXPERIENCE
Step 6 •
Walk into the level, in our example 1-1
See all that grass ? ON STEP 7, you'll touch it.
Step 7 • Additional Warnings and precautions •
Go near the grass, you can now step over it, or hit it with your fist for you to TOUCH GRASS

CAREFUL, THERE IS A RISK ON TOUCHING GRASS.
Properly walk up to the grass, and step on it lightly, or punch it firmly, proper safety will look like this.
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I'll now show you an example of the WRONG way to handle grass

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This safety hazard resulted in the DEATH of the grass toucher, be careful
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On worst case scenario, you might catch everything on fire, if this happens I recommend restarting the level and avoiding grass, as you are not suitable for the GRASS EXPERIENCE
Have fun
Be sure to not abuse on grass, thought it may be a new experience to over 99% of the ultrakill playerbase, it is trully one of the experiences of mankind.
Thank you.
Grassman out.
27 Comments
mixalilo 4 Apr @ 4:40am 
omg :GDNormal:
Pioneer 22 Mar, 2024 @ 11:01pm 
no
Wavy 15 Mar, 2024 @ 12:18pm 
:resmile:
Fanter Enthusiast 6 Nov, 2023 @ 7:41pm 
i accidentally whiplashed the grass and now this text appears on my screen saying "Something wicked this way comes." and i hear a machine-like hum in the background what do i do
ScarletEcho 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm 
Steam users trying not to make satire guides challenge (impossible)
Novena 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:35am 
I got bad news for you. the grass was fake all along.
Co5micWaffle 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm 
if you toss a coin into the fountain, you can actually unlock a secret arm that lets you touch the grass even more gently
Marley 22 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56am 
that man is a liar, grass doesnt actually exist
レミリア 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:42pm 
instructions unclear: i touched grass in real life and almost died
Johnnysaurus04 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:00am 
This happened to me irl once. Stay safe gamers.