I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

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100% achievements guide
By ADarkHero
How to get every achievement in the game.
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Story related achievements
That was scary

Reach the end of age 10


The Heliopause

The Helios Lands in age 15


Wake Up Again

Start your second life


Against all Odds

Kill a Faceless


You Are the Champion

Win a Vertumnalia event


It's a Coup!

Befriend: Marz
Bravery 25
Persuasion 50 OR Rebellion 70
  • Save Eudicot (Lookout Duty during Glow OR dialogue option)
  • Be 17
  • Command (blue building) event: Pick Rex/Nomi
  • Be 18
  • Talk to Marz about govenor Lum and tell her to overthrow him
  • Convince People to vote for you - You can do this, by doing an event in every single "house" (including exploring); You'll get a special dialogue where you can convince a person to vote for you at the end of the event. If you explore, you'll be able to talk to Utopia at the start of the explored location.


No More Dreams

Collect many "delusion"-cards in second playthrough

Tips to get some more "delusion"-cards:
  • Talk to Mom after meeting Sym; Tell her about Sym
  • Tell Utopia About Sym @ survey the ridge (Exploration)


No Rain Today

Befriend: Tangient
  • Engineering event: Search stuff
  • Tell her: "I know about the engineered plague"
Character/Relationship events
Matchmaker

Befriend: Nomi-Nomi
  • Don't date Rex
  • Raise Nomi-Nomi affection
  • Tell Nomi-Nomi to date Rex



Matchbreaker

Befriend: Anemone OR Vace
"Help" Anemone and Vace with breaking up


Come Between Them

Befriend: Tammy OR Cal
  • Befriend Tammy
  • Lower Tammies confidence by picking the "right" dialogue choices
  • Tell her not to date Cal
OR
  • Befriend Cal
  • Tell him not to date Tammy
Exploring related
What's Out There

Sneak Out to explore


Who... or What...

Meet Sym the Gardener
If you explore at least ten times during a playthrough, Sym will appear in the exploring locations.
Stat related
Ding Ding Ding Ding!

Reach 100 in all 4 skills of one type


I Hate You!


Reach 100 Rebellion skill


Friendliest Friend

Get 5 relationships to 5 hearts
Cardgame related
High Score


Score 75 in a single hand
This is easyly done by collecting tons of logs or other items. Just buff a strong card with them. If you get Tammy to 100% friendship you'll get "Tammy's Care III", which doubles a cards value.


Now That's Value

Get a single card to value 50 or higher
This is easyly done by collecting tons of logs or other items. Just buff a strong card with them. If you get Tammy to 100% friendship you'll get "Tammy's Care III", which doubles a cards value.


Fives Flush

Get a flush of five 5s
You need to play 5 cards with the same color in the same turn. Every cards value must be 5. This should be easiest, when you have some color/value changing items and cards with a value <= 5.


Hard? Impossible!

Win an Impossible challenge in hard mode
This is easyly done by collecting tons of logs or other items and saving them specifically for an "impossible" challenge.


Hard Win Streak


Win 10 card games in a row in hard mode


Mono Deck

Have a deck of cards of a single color or wildcards
This is easyly done by raising Empathy and removing cards at the spa.


Collect Them All

Unlock every card in the gallery (a lot more than 151)

The following guide can help you finding missing cards for "Collect Them All"
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2865382620
Fluff
Petting Pets

Pet your Pet


There Are Four Pets

  • Vriki: Sneak out and find it
  • Hopeye: Explore nearby
  • Unisaur: Hunt in Swamps
  • Robot Pet: Robotics Training
Saving people
The Princess and The Bear

Dialogue option: Save Tammy (on 2nd playthrough)


To Engineering!

Dialogue option: Save Professor Hal (on 2nd playthrough)


His Little Tomato

  • Forage at the valley during pollen season
  • Find spore samples (!-event)
  • Engineering Event



The Chief Surveyor

  • Reach year 2
  • Sneak Out during Wet
  • Distract monster from Uncle Tonin in event


Hungry No More

Biology 20
Perception 20
Forage Valley; You'll get food for solving the events
Characters on main menu
Please note, that some characters still have dialogue after reaching 100% friendship. You'll have to read that dialogue too.


Anemone's Loyalty

100% friendship with Anemone


Cal's Strength

100% friendship with Cal


Dys's Secret

100% friendship with Dys


Marz's Ambition

100% friendship with Marz


Nomi's Enthusiasm

100% friendship with Nomi-Nomi


Rex's Hug

100% friendship with Rex


Sym's Curiosity

100% friendship with Sym


Tangent's Focus

100% friendship with Tangent


Tammy's Care

100% friendship with Tammy


Vace's Confidence

100% friendship with Vace


All The Friends

Unlock all characters on the Main Menu
Endings
Life on Earth

This achievement has four conditions you'll have to fulfill. You can and probably will use multiple playthroughs to get this achievement.

Part 1: Getting Congruence's master access code
Reasoning 5
Engineering 50
Empathy 30
  • Let Hal die
  • Engineering event: Shut down robot
  • Robotics lab event: Congruence "Figure out what's really happening"

Part 2: Understanding how the Stratos works
Biology 100
Engineering 100
  • Get selected as Second Engineer

Part 3: Understanding how the wormhole works
Befriend: Dys
Perception 100
Reasoning 50 OR Toughness 50
  • Explore The Ridge
  • Sneak Out During Glow: Clear all events
  • Get a "Wait"-event and wait... And wait. And wait!
  • Embrace infinity
(Will also unlock "The Paradox"-achievement)

Part 4: Start a new Life
  • Start of new game: Engineering manuals, Congruence (childhood friend), Calibrate shields
  • Pick "No shields"


Blow it Up

  • Keep Hal alive
  • Clear !-Event @ Survey the ridge
  • Hunt in the Swamp when you're 18 (and clear boss event)
  • Hunt in the Swamp when you're 19 (and clear boss event)
  • Tell Rhett about Gardeners (red building)
  • Get payload from congruence (blue building)
  • Give payload to rhett (red building)
  • Find 3 boss events (!-event) in Swamps
  • Take key
  • Another boss event in swamps



All for Naught

  • Have low or medium colony defences
  • Follow the steps for "Blow it Up" until you're able to fight Noctilucent
  • Fight Noctilucent twice
  • Do NOT enter the boss event and do not disconnect the array


Green Vertumna Forever

Befriend: Tangient
Organizing 50 OR Engineering 50 OR Biology 50
  • Bolster Tangient confidence
  • Don't talk to Lum about her plans


The Paradox

Befriend: Dys
Perception 100
Reasoning 50 OR Toughness 50
  • Explore The Ridge
  • Sneak Out During Glow: Clear all events
  • Get a "Wait"-event and wait... And wait. And wait!
  • Embrace infinity


Peace on Vertumna

Befriend: Sym
  • Keep Hal alive
  • Give Sym holovids
  • Be 17
  • Sym event: Go to Overseer
  • Accept deal with Overseer
  • Overthrow Lum (Also unlocks "It's a Coup!"-achievement)
  • Bring deal to Marz
  • 3 Boss fights



Ran Away

Befriend: Dys
Rebellion 100
Wait until year 18 Wet and run away with Dys, when he asks you.


Transformation

Befriend: Dys
  • Wait until year 18 Wet
  • Tell Dys to bomb the colony
  • Explore Ridge after
  • Boss event in Ridge
  • Tell them, you want to be a Gardner too


Every Possible You

Get all 29 Endings

Career Ending Requirements (by ahndks):
This guide helps to get all other endings required for "Every Possible You"
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2857140568
18 Comments
TheAzureRavyn 28 Feb @ 8:17am 
@RoseRainBlue You cannot get the "Delusions" card on your first playthrough. Any subsequent playthrough is fine, it doesn't specifically have to be your second one. And yes, once you get the achievement you will no longer have memories of your past life, but it only last the remainder of your playthrough. Your past life memories will return when you begin a new game. Hope this helps!
Jackie 21 Jun, 2024 @ 8:05am 
did you mean "Repair Robots" for the 4th pet? cause I'm not getting one >.<
RoseRainBlue 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:30am 
With the "no more dreams" achievement, does it HAVE to be the second playthrough to get it? And will you actually have no more dreams?
roigames 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am 
wait doesn't meeting sym require the mysterious stranger 3 card, and not exploring multiple times?
SaralaZen 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am 
Heads up, you don't need to keep Hal alive for 'Blow It Up'; I actually got that ending on my first playthrough, back before it's possible to save him.
funkydiscotune 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
Come Between Them - This requires a certain conversation/scene to happen with Cal. It is possible to dissuade Cal from dating Tammy when he's real young--and get an ending where he marries someone else--but this will not fulfill the achievement. You have to flirt with Tammy to eventually have a convo with Cal (year 15? i don't remember) where you had to have 80+ friendship with him to get him to back off (because you want her). The achievement pops after that convo. You don't even need to keep trying to date her after that; they will both marry others if you don't.
ShuEnlil 26 May, 2023 @ 6:41am 
@somapodra you need to have all 4 pets. The cards and their level don't matter. If you only have the Hopeye and Vriki you are missing two to get the achievement
somapodra 15 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm 
I didn't get the four pets achievement despite having lvl 3 cards of both the hopeye and the vriki. Guess they must've patched that out...
Ariel_bg 9 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm 
I had an problem with the achvment come betwen them... I did it and call even stayed with someone else, but ht e achv didn pop... do i need to do something else?
BossHell 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15am 
yahoo~
Thank you sooo much
finaly i have all achiev