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Monkey Island 2 In-Jokes, References, and Trivia!
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The second-half of my comprehensive guide to Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge.
   
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Guide Index
Overview
Introduction 
Monkey Island 
LucasFilms 
Movies & Television 
Books & Music 
History & Real World 
The Phatt Island Library 
The Phatt Island Library (Continued) 
Comments
Introduction

Okay. So typically I put a section of references in my game guides, but the amount of references in Monkey Island are absolutely ridiculous. Who wants to open a guide that big while-ingame, especially if they weren't interested in this stuff? So I've separated them into two different guides all together!

If you want to see my comprehensive guide to Monkey Island 2, click this here! Otherwise, continue down and enjoy the fruits of my labor inside that god-forsaken library on Phatt Island.

Monkey Island
Secret of Monkey Island

There are a few references to MI1 here, as well as recurring characters. Please don't read this section if you have not played the first Monkey Island, as it contains spoilers!

  • The fire used on Scabb Island that Bart and Fink are sitting by is the same fire near the lookout in the beginning of MI1.












  • If you attempt to open the Telescope item, Guybrush will say "This isn't Monkey Island 1!" a reference to opening Herman Toothrot's telescope and taking its lens.

  • On Dinky Island, you are able to ask the operator of the LucasArts hintline, "Who thought up that dumb stump joke?" In reference to the forest on Melee Island when looking at a particular stump, the screen would say "Insert disc 22." This caused many calls to LucasArts from distressed gamers who thought their game was glitched or that they were missing discs. The joke caused so much confusion that it was taken out in later installments.

  • If you keep looking at your money before Largo Takes it on Scabb Island, he will eventually say "No more part-time circus for me." a reference to being fired out of the cannon by the Fettucini brothers in the first game.

  • If you choose the name "Herman Toothrot" while applying for the library card, you can only check out 3 books rather than 4. In the first Monkey Island during a conversation with Herman Toothrot about saving Elaine, he mentions "The fine on that overdue library book must be pretty big by now..."

  • The "Three Day Holiday on Hook Island" Ticket that can be won at the gambling wheel on Phatt are in reference to Meathook's island just off the coast of Melee. The circus it mentions belongs to the Fettucini Brothers.

  • There are two books available at the Library called "Breakfast At Meathooks" and "Afternoon At Meathooks."

  • Captain Dread's Navigator was apprehended by the cannibals of Monkey Island. It is implied that he was the Navigating Head from the first game that helped you find your way to LeChuck's ship.

  • Under the keyword "Circuses" and "Biography" are Alfredo And Bill's Excellent Adventure and "Both Heads Empty - The Fettucini Brothers Story."

  • At the end of the game when you go up the elevator and open the door, you will find yourself in Melee Island's back alley where you initially met LeChuck in diguise as Fester Shinetop.

  • The Three Men Of Low Moral Fiber can be asked "How's the circus?" A reference to a sarcastic retort that apparently went over Guybrush's head in MI1: "Are you guys pirates?" "No, we're a travelling circus."

  • (You may also mention them attempting to pawn PTA-meeting transcripts onto Guybrush in the previous game when they ask "Do we know you?")

  • The Grog Machine at the end of the game appears to be the very same one that was at the end of Monkey Island 1.

  • There is a book at the Library named "How to serve your fellow man" By Lemonhead, who was one of the cannibals from the original game.

  • "The Time I blew up LeChuck, when I blew up LeChuck, Where I blew up LeChuck, Why I blew up LeChuck" are all books by Guybrush Threepwood within the library detailing the events of the first game.

  • Should you choose "Consultant" during the Library application, once you show it to the bartender he will say "Consultant? You look more like a flooring inspector to me." This is an observation made by the Lookout in MI1 and various others throughout the franchise.


    Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge

    This section is dedicated to in-jokes regarding Monkey Island 2 plot, as well as the Monkey Island franchise in general.

    Guybrush's Age
    • Guybrush Threepwood's age is consistently very vague, and his constant lying about it does not make it any easier to suss out. However in this game, during the process to get a library card he says "Nine...Twenty-one." Since the only other numbers that start with "Nine" would be somewhere in the nineties, alongside the fact that teens typically default to drinking age when trying to lie about their age, It would be fair to speculate that Guybrush is 19 years old during Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's revenge.

    • Phatt Library: Under the keyword "Three-headed Monkey," a book makes the strange claim that the infamous Monkey is the son of the loch ness monster.

    • The characters Stan and Herman Toothrot have biographies in the library called "Both Hands Moving" and "Both Hands Empty," respectively. Toothrot also has written "A Million And One Ways To Play Solitaire."

    • Non-US English-speakers had a lot of trouble with the monkey wrench puzzle because in the UK, they are called "Gas Grips." Ron Gilbert considers it a learning experience, stating that he did not plan to make anymore wordplay puzzles after that.

    • Phatt Library: Governor Phatt has two books; "More of Me to Love" and "Lick the Silver Spoon," both in reference to his weight. The author name reveals that his first initial is L, but his name remains unknown.

    • In the demo version of MI2, it becomes clear how one goes about obtaining "previously-used Coffins." This was cleaned up in the final version of the game.

    • Phatt Library: Kleptomania-"It says here that kleptomania is the nigh-irresistable compulsion to take anything not nailed down...hmmm..." This is a common joke among Point n' Click developers about their protagonists being kleptomaniacs, as very often you will have to pick up a variety of things that typically don't belong to you to progress.











    • Elaine Marley has written an non-fictional account of her time with Guybrush called "Next to Nothing," apparently rather scathing based on Guybrush's reaction.

    • However, under a pen-name "Melanie Leary," she has written many romantic stories of love and loss, entitled "Amour's Agonizing Adieu," "Desire's Distasteful Denoument," among others. This fits with Elaine's outwardly-stingy demeanor and secret romantic side. Sadly enough, the thick-headed Guybrush doesn't realize they are written by her and responds to reading the books by saying things like "Yuck! Stupid! Why would she write this? Truly disgusting."

    • The "Wanted" poster on Phatt Island updates as you progress through the game with every heinous crime Guybrush commits.

    • Phatt Library: There is a book on the "Vehicle commando ultra soldier" that LeChuck mentions at the end of the game.
LucasFilms
LucasArts (LucasFilms Games)

Originally founded in 1982 by George Lucas was "LucasFilms Games," later named to "LucasArts" in 1990. This section is dedicated to direct references to the staff that were either on the Monkey Island team or worked within LucasArts, or the company itself.

  • You can find the LucasArts symbol hidden throughout the game in Phatt Library, Stan's Previously-Used Coffins, Rum Roger's house, and enscribed on the walls of LeChuck's fortress.

  • There is a book in the library that is called "Hal Barwood on Monkey Island 2: A critical review. " A reference to Hal Barwood[en.wikipedia.org], a screenwriter and game designer who worked on the Indiana Jones games.

  • The LucasFilms Games hotline woman sitting at the desk labeled "Chester" was originally Tabby Tosti. The voice for the character changes to a woman's voice if you F1 into original mode, since she was replaced by a man in the Special Edition.

  • There are two references to Ron Gilbert in the Phatt Island Library, "New Age Dynanetics By L Ron. Gilbert and "Yikes! - Memoires of Captain Gilbert."

  • At the end credits, the proofreader Andrea Siegel is given the title "Proofraeder."


    Indiana Jones
    • After getting out of the Voodoo box at LeChuck's fortress, Guybrush says "I hate snakes" A noteworthy trait in Indiana Jones.

    • When somebody asks about Guybrush and why he is there or what he is doing pestering them, he often has the chance to say, "I'm selling these fine leather jackets." The phrase originated from the graphic adventure "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade."

    • After winning the wheel puzzle on Phatt Island, the guard to the door at the gambling club claims to not recognize Guybrush. You have the option to say "I was transferred here yesterday, new orders." Another reference to Last Crusade.

    • When swinging with the crowbar on Dinky Island, the Indiana Jones music plays briefly.

    • The book-switching scene that takes place in governor Phatt's mansion is in the same style as the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" In which Indie switches the statuette with the small weighted decoy.

    • Continuously tell the ghost of Rapp Scallion to give you the map to get you to go check the gas, and he will eventually say "Check the gas and I'll throw you the whip." A reference to Raiders of the Lost Ark when the assistant tricks Indie.

    • Phatt Library: Bad Puns For Bad Pirates - By N. Falstein, or "Noah Falstein." Thanks, Sushi In Fishbowl!

    • Phatt Library: "X Never marks the Spot" by I. Jones.

    • The puzzle at Rum Roger's house with the telescope resembles Raider's of the Lost ark once more when a ray of light leads Guybrush to the proper answer.


    Star Wars
    • When LeChuck reveals that he is Guybrush's brother, he says "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!" like Darth Vader. Guybrush responds with Luke Skywalker's melancholy bellow.

    • At the end of the confontation with LeChuck, he reenacts Vader once again with the mask scene.

    • The voodoo lady says, "I felt a sudden disturbance in the force... As if a tiny voice shouted out and then went silent," a reference to Obi-Wan sensing Alderaan had been destroyed.

    • The original LucasFilms Games hint line to get help with Monkey Island 2 was "1-900-740-5334" which is to "1-900-740-JEDI."

    Other LucasArts Games
    • Manny Calavera's head from Grim Fandango is in Governor Phatt's Mansion on one of the paintings. MI2 predated Grim Fandango, but if you F1 and check the original version, you will see that the head was originally not there.

    • The Seagull from Loom makes appearances throughout the Monkey Island series. Tim Schafer says during his playthrough of Special Edition on Twitter, "The seagull from Loom just stole my map piece!"
Movies & Television
  • When being pulled out of the Governor's mansion on Phatt Island by the guard, you can turn around and say Arnie's catchphrase originating in The Terminator[en.wikipedia.org] in several different fashions.

  • Threatening to take away the Phatt Island Fisherman's fishing pole will incite him to ask to see your game warden badge. You may reply with "Badge? You don't need to see no stickin' badge," a reference to The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

  • When the gardener takes Guybrush to Elaine, she says "Of all the parties in all the houses on all the islands in the Caribbean... He had to crash mine!" A reference to Casablanca.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • The Pirates of Low Moral Fiber left Phatt Island because they were "Made an offer they couldn't refuse."[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Guybrush will sing the Lollipop Guild part of "A Munchkin Welcome" from The Wizard of Oz.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • The infamous scene in both MI2 and PotC of luring the dog with the keys with a bone comes from a humorous section from within the Pirates of the Carribbean ride [en.wikipedia.org](Debuted in 1967 and a fan-favorite.

  • The Disney's Pirate of the Caribbean movies took certain inspirations from Monkey Island 2 as well, including the root beer, coffin boat, and voodoo lady.

  • The two initial pirates Guybrush speaks to around the bonfire are named "Bart" and "Fink," a reference to Barton Fink (1991.)[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Looking at the mirror placed within the Empty Frame in Rum Roger's house will get you the song, "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story(1961.)[en.wikipedia.org]

  • There are quite a few references within the Costume shop. Huckleberry Hound, Fred Flinstone, and Sam And Max.

  • The Cannibal Lemonhead's book in the Phatt Library, "To serve your fellow man" is a reference to the Twilight Zone Episode, "To Serve Man."[en.wikipedia.org]

  • After looking at the repaired oar, Guybrush will state that it looks "better, stronger and faster." This is part of the opening line from the TV show Six Million Dollar Man.
Books & Music
Books
  • Guybrush requests his grog "shaken, not stirred" like James Bond.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Within the Antique store on Booty Island, looking at the "Beware of Parrot" sign will get a small story from the owner saying he found it in the mouth of a crocodile. The parrot speaks afterwards about Captain Hook, making the reference about Peter Pan[en.wikipedia.org] and the Saltwater Crocodile he fed Hook's hand to.
  • William Shakespeare's "As You Like It" says "All the world's a stage, and we are merely the players." The Men of Low Moral Fiber quote this.

  • Phatt Library: "The little Organ that could" a parody of the book, "The little engine that could."[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Ron Gilbert was partly inspired by the story "On Stranger Tides," by Tim Powers.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • "The Joys of Hex - 101 Essential Voodoo Recipes" appears to be a parody of "The Joy of Sex,"[en.wikipedia.org] an extremely controversial best-selling book to have come out in 1972.
  • The antique shop also makes mention of "Long John Cooper," a reference to the pirate "Long John Silver." He was the main antagonist of Treasure Island.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • The antique store has a painting of Moby ♥♥♥♥[en.wikipedia.org] (Thanks for censoring that, Steam. Real necessary.) that the owner simply refers to as a "great white whale that was never caught."

  • Phatt Library: "Great Expectorations" by Captain Loogie is a reference to Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations." "This is very... Thick." Guybrush says, in reference both to spit and to Dickens' book which is the longest he had written.

  • Phatt Library: "How to make friends and influence people" is a book written by "Bluebeard." It is derived from a french folktale named "La Barbe Bleue," [en.wikipedia.org]about an aristocratic serial killer.


Music

"Happiness is a Warm Manatee" is a parody of The Beatle's song, "Happiness is a warm gun."

Inhaling helium multiple times in the last level against LeChuck used get you several songs.
Now, presumably due to potential copyright issues, it has been replaced with four pieces of original dialogue.
  • "Stump balm, for the active chafing pirate."
  • "There's a Monkey in My Pocket," which makes a return in the third game."
  • "You're in for it now, you bilious bag of barnacle bait!"
  • And the ever-famous, "I'm Bobbin Threadbare. Are you my mother?"
History & Real World
  • The poster on Phatt Island for the Library refers to "Blackbeard,"[en.wikipedia.org] another infamous pirate.

  • In Scabb Island, "The Grave of the Unknown Pirate" references Arc De Triomphe's "The Grave of an Unknown Soldier."

  • On Booty Island, there is an collector's plate with the face of Elvis Presley. Guybrush exclaims, "I knew these would be worth something one day!" It is very often you'll find a person mourning the loss, destruction, or lack of attainment of collectables like the infamous Burger King "Star Wars" glasses, that are now being sold for gratuitous amounts of money.

  • Phatt Library: Guybrush's dialogue for the book "Vegetables Children will eat" and the redirection of "Ketchup > See Vegetables" is a controversy that took place in 80's America.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Phatt Library: The Shirt Off My Back by Lady Godiva[en.wikipedia.org], the 13th century legend of a woman who rode on a horse naked through the streets of England. "Darn, no pictures," comments Guybrush.

  • Phatt Library: “Soda fountains of my youth” By Ponce De Leon" is a reference Ponce De Leon's search for the Fountain of Youth.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Phatt Library: New Age Dynanetics by L Ron Gilbert is both a nod to one of the game's creators and a parody of L Ron Hubbard[en.wikipedia.org], founder of scientology.

  • Kate Capsize's name comes from Spielberg's[en.wikipedia.org] wife, Kate Capshaw[en.wikipedia.org]. Tim Schafer stated on his Twitter that Steven Spielberg called Ron at times for hints, but the line had gone dead at one point before Spielberg could be asked if he found the reference to be amusing.

  • Phatt Library: "Preparing For the Pirate Aptitude Test" by S. Karpman.[en.wikipedia.org]

  • Phatt Library: Guybrush makes a retort about the book "Majesty of the Sierras," saying "Majestic? I think not." This is most likely a stab at a rivaling adventure game company known for their similar point and click games. --Thanks, Sushi In Fishbowl!

  • E-Tickets[en.wikipedia.org] at Disney (The modern equivalent being called "FastPasses") were expensive VIP versions of regular entry tickets. There is a book on E-tickets at the library, and there is also an E-ticket in the chest near the end of the game.

  • On the same note, many people have likened the last level to strike a resemblance to the employee tunnel in Disney.

  • The Grog Machine within the underground area is a parody of Coca-cola dispensing machines.

  • You may also ask the antique shop owner if he takes Visa, a modern credit card.

  • Phatt Library: "How To Make A Jackalope,[en.wikipedia.org]" A mythical cross between a Jackrabbit and Antelope. Guybrush says, "I wonder how they get them to cooperate?" Alluding to the idea that the two animals may be breeding.
The Phatt Island Library
This is a collection of all the books in Phatt Library that have some sort of commentary from Guybrush. Only a few have any significance to the story, but if you'd like to see what he says without digging through every single book, here it is!

Animatronics, by Walt Whimsy
"It's technical stuff, I can't understand a word of it."

Under the Surface, by Walt Whimsy
"It's technical stuff, I can't understand a word of it."

Beverages For Everyone
"You know, I don't believe there's a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't occasionally enjoy a lovely beverage."

The Time I Blew Up LeChuck - Questionable Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood
"I can't believe i'm reading my own memoirs."

Yikes! - Memoirs of Captain Gilbert
Yikes!

The Sinister Beast Under The Bed
"Hmm... Good bedtime reading..."

Great Expectorations, by Captain Loogie
"This is very...Thick."

The Code In My Nose - Unique Message Drops Through History.
"Sounds uncomfortable."

Great Shipwrecks of Our Century, from The Lime-life Disaster Series.
"Says here the Mad Monkey sank at [coordinates.]"

Dog-English Dictionary Reference
"It says here that "arf" has twenty-seven meanings in dog."

Origins of Pirate Words
"It says here that most pirate lingo can be traced to Phoenician restroom grafitti."

Very, Very Short Stories
"Yep, these are short all right."

Big Book of Fish - Illustrated Guide to Fish of the World.
"It's a bunch of neat pictures of fish."

Rats As a Protein Source
"Ick."

Hal Barwood on Monkey 2 - A Critical Review.
"Less is more, guys! You can't polish a turd."

My Mother the Cart, Strange But True Tales.
"This is creepy!"

How To Make a Jackalope
"I wonder how they get them to cooperate?"

Properties of the Elliptic Hyperboloid
"It's technical stuff, i can't understand a word of it."

When I Blew Up LeChuck - One of Threepwood's Worst
"The catalog was right, this is pretty bad."

Where I Blew Up LeChuck - One of Threepwood's Worst
"The catalog was right, this is pretty bad."

Why I Blew Up LeChuck - One of Threepwood's Worst.
the catalog was right, this is pretty bad.

The Shirt Off My Back - Biography, see also Adult Entertainment
"Darn, no pictures."

Popular Punishments For Grave Robbers
"Yikes!"

I Am Blackbeard's Liver - The Horrifying True Story of a Confessed Grogaholic
"Just say no to grog."

Careful With Those Cannonballs! - Legend of The Glass-Bottomed Armada
"Careful with those cannonballs!"

Bad Puns For Bad Pirates - By N. Falstein
"Heh. Heh, heh. Hooo ha ha ha. Ahahaha!!! Hoohaha--"He was stumped!"--Hahahaha!! Ahaha. Aheh. Oh well, I guess it wasn't that funny."

So You're Going To Be Executed - Dozens of things to say on the chopping block.
"Gulp."

Pirates' Favorite Ice Cream Flavors
"Hmm, pistachio dryrot, salmonella chip, grog 'n' cream..."

The New Tax Laws - Light Fiction.
"It's a bit dry, and i don't like the ending."

My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma
"I think philosophy stuff is just a waste of time."

The Little Organ That Could - Pop-up Book of Kidney Functions
"There are little pop-up kidneys in it! ick!"

Kleptomania
"It says here that kleptomania is the nigh-irresistable compulsion to take anything not nailed down...hmmm..."

Hip Lingo For Pirates - Dictionary of Modern Slang Terms
"Hmmm...aaargh, yaarr, shiver my timbers, David Jones' locker, dead men don't tell stories. I should brush up on some of these."

Afternoon at Meathook's
"Fascinating..."

Rock and Raunch - Banned Record Albums of the Past Decade.
"I don't see what's so bad about these lyrics."

Theory and Practice of Bone Breakage
"Hey, this guy's only a pink belt!"

Cubic Lemniscate Formulas
"Boy, is this stuff boring."

Make Easy Money At Home
"It says I should send in two dollars for details."

The Majesty of the Sierras
"Sierras? Majestic? I think not."

World's Worst Pirate Songs
"Hey, "a thousand bottles of beer on the wall."

How Much Wood?
"From the Woodchuck mystery series. I think the butler did it."

Feeling Good About Narcissism
"The 'about the author' part goes almost the whole way through the book."

Confessions of a Narcoleptic
"Boy, what a sleeper."

Dynanetics by L. Ron Gilbert
"Who does this guy think he is, anyway?"

Soda Fountains of My Youth - by Ponce de Leon
"Boy, does this guy ever want to relive his childhood."

"&$*#!" - Symbolic Equivalents of Obscene Words and Phrases.
"This stuff is really repulsive!"

There's Always a Rainbow
"I hate people who write books like this."

Our Hairy Cousins
"I have a lot of cousins like that..."

Paper Buffalo - Advanced Origami Designs
"Paper buffalo."

Hear the Sound of My Feet Talking
"It's about zen orthopedics or some such foolishness."

Rastafarian Philosophy
"I don't get it."

Masters of Pillaging - Interviews With Some of the Best
"Wow! These guys are real pirates!"

Pirating Primer - For the Novice Pirate
"This is about something called "software" piracy."

Three Sheets to the Wind - Poetry by Pirates.
"This is some of the worst poetry I've ever read."

Famous Pirate Quotations
Quotations: "Aaarrrrrrrg! -Barney Gout" "Happiness is a warm manatee. -Commander Buttonhead" "Kiss me, I've got scurvy. -Fester Leach" "Mouthwash? We don't need no stinking mouthwash! -Old Skunk-eye" "Violets are blue, roses are red... We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead. -Rapp Scallion"

The Joy of Hex - 101 Essential Voodoo Recipes
"I think it's meant for advanced voodoo practitioners. The writing's way too technical for me."

Amour's Agonizing Adieu, by Melanie Leary
"Argh!"

Desire's Distasteful Denouement, by Melanie Leary
"Dumb!"

Fascination's Final Frenzy, by Melanie Leary
"Fiddle-sticks!"

Love's Lingering Lassitude, by Melanie Leary
"Truly disgusting."

Next To Nothing, by E. Marley; An account of her time with Guybrush Threepwood.
"If you can't say something nice, you're not supposed to say anything at all. Much less write a whole book."

Passion's Persistent Presence, by Melanie Leary
"Why would she write this?"

Romance's Wretched Residue, by Melanie Leary
"Ridiculous!"

Sin's Sordid Swan Song, by Melanie Leary
"Stupid!"

Yearning's Yellowing Yesterdays, by Melanie Leary
"Yuck!"

Scabb Island History - An Introduction
"Says here that scabb was first settled as a quarantine island for skin diseases. It later became a haven for pirates because of it's distinctive lack of authority figures."

The Hidden Sins of Calculus
"Boy, this is reactionary!"

Top Seven Deadly Sins
"'Sloth is my favorite."

Shiver My Timbers
"Yarrrr, matey. I wonder if anyone really talks like this."

Social Darwinism and Social Disease - Comparative Social Theory
"An interesting comparison."

A Million and One Ways to Play Solitaire, by Herman Toothrot
"What a rip. Number 236,709 and number 645,212 are practically the same."
The Phatt Island Library (Continued)
Walk-thru Walls: The Intelligence Avoider - An analysis of the system, pat pending.
"I certainly don't need this...I can walk straight already"

Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Partner
"It's technical stuff, i can't understand a word of it."

Operating Without a Net - Techniques For Safe Surgery
"It says to always use latex gloves."

Why Chicks Dig Tattoos
"Hmm... maybe I should get one."

Tattoo-related Skin Infections
"Hmm... maybe I shouldn't get one."

A Child's First Book of Tattoos
"Aw, the teddy bear is cute!"

Tea Party Massacre, by Louisa de la Cruz
"Tea party massacre."

The Pride of Loch Ness
"This guy thinks the legendary three-headed monkey is actually the son of the loch ness monster."

Modern Toenail Collector - Periodical Compendium
"It's a bunch of clippings from some magazine."

Collectable Toy Trucks
"Here's an interesting one: The Junior Ultra Soldier Commando Assault Vehicle™."

Big Whoop: Unclaimed Bonanza or Myth?"
"It says here there were four pirates: Rapp Scallion (the cook), Young Lindy (the cabin boy), Mister Rogers (the first mate), and Captain Marley. They buried their treasure along with plenty of booby traps on a place believed to be called Inky Island. They made a map which they divided into four pieces, each man taking one. Rapp Scallion later opened the steamin' weenie hut on Scabb Island. It was a huge success but fell into disrepair after rapp was killed in a flash fire. Young Lindy drifted aimlessly, down on his luck until he mysteriously came into money while panhandling on booty island. He used the cash to bankroll an advertising firm which failed after it's gross mishandling of the gangrene 'n' honey account. Mister Rogers retired off the coast of Phatt Island. He marketed homemade contest grog brewed in a bathtub until his recent disappearence. Captain Marley vanished while sailing in the America's Cup Race. His boat was leading at the time.

Dessert Recipes For Tripe Lovers
"Ick."

Giant Umbrellas and Other Bits of Art
"Sounds dangerous."

Wedgies; Harmless Fun or Sadistic Torture?
"It says here that the wedgie was once used as a law enforcement practice."

Vegetables Children Will Eat
"That's odd, it claims ketchup is a vegetable."

Popular Spectator Sports
"I can't find stoat wrestling in here."

101 vices, by J.P. Ampleform
"Hey, only 30 to go!"

Thirty Non-Musical Uses For Your Violin
"Wow, I bet that would keep the cats away..."

Things You Can Catch By Reading a Library Book
"Uh, oh..."

Warm All-Year Round
"Real estate handbook."

Gross Things To Say At Parties
"I especially like the one about sauerkraut."

Living In Lime
"One thousand lime green designs. Ick."

Meet Mr. Tiger
"Pop-up book. Neat, the pictures pop up."

Feh, and Other Useful Terms - Reference
"Feh, and other useful terms."

Not Quite Really Pudding - Articles and Recipes.
"Not quite really pudding"

Bouncing and Behaving- Intermediate yo-yo Tricks.
"Bouncing and behaving"

Zoo animals More Intelligent Than Humans
"It's too thick, i don't have time to read it."

Directories

Annotation > See Footnoting > See Vicious Pedantry
I'm guessing one of the programmers was not a fan of excessive commentary.
Cannibalism > See Self-Help > "Not Eating People and Feeling good about it"
It seems Phatt Library frowns upon cannibalism.
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Dulci 5 Dec, 2015 @ 5:26am 
@Styler
If one chooses to talk to the dog, it will start by saying "Grrrrr". If you respond with "Arf." the dog will say "Woof ARF! ...arf? Woof woof arf woof... ...warroof, Mêlée Island™! ...a-roof wuf: ...LeChuck! Grrrrrrr!", as if "arf" would be understanded by the dog.
Dulci 3 Dec, 2015 @ 8:43am 
@Styler
Yeah, I though about that too. The dog will respond with key words such as "Melee Island" and "LeChuck". Better check up exactly what it says I guess.
StylerGear 18 Jun, 2015 @ 12:49am 
The "Dog-English Dictionary" may be a reference to Monkey Island 1, where in the bar you can talk to a dog about LeChuck. *Arf* *Arf*
VIRUS  [author] 29 Mar, 2015 @ 6:48am 
Thank you! I've added those two tidbits you've caught, and credited you for 'em. :toglove:

I'm not sure about the pegleg, it's been a few months. You've got me wonderin' where exactly the amount is capped at, though, lol
Sushi In Fishbowl 22 Mar, 2015 @ 3:32pm 
I didn't read through compeletly yet, but I think you missed a reference there: Bad Puns For Bad Pirates - By N. Falstein
That is Noah Falstein - of both Indy and the last crusade and the fate of Atlantis adventure games.
And I think that the retort to The Majesty of the Sierras might be a stab at Sierra-on-line.

Anyway thanks for taking the effort to check out all the books in the library. I did that when I played MI2 some 20 years ago, Thanks to your guide I can now quickly skim the responses for the good ones I would like to hear Dominic/Guybrush say.

By the way, did anyone try to see if there is a limit to the pieces of eight you can earn by polishing the pegleg of the Man of lower moral fiber? I guess not enough for either chartering the glass-bottom boat nor purchasing a particularily expensive item in the shop on Booty. I gave up after 20. :-)
Darkendone 12 Oct, 2014 @ 11:14am 
A very good guide in my opinion:m: