Step 1: Think to yourself and say "Hmmm I think I will spread cancer today. Oh and I also need a new gay furry hentai profile background."

Step 2: Roll your fat ass out of your poop and semen encrusted bed and walk past your cadaverous mother who is on the floor (Eat her for the important energy/nutrients your going to need later on) proceed out the front door.

Step 3: Acquire a Personal Computer from your local BestBuy®/Elementary school

Step 4: Acquiring electricity by any means necessary i.e holding an electrician and his family hostage by shoving a gun down the throat of his younger child (presumably 6 years old) until he is able to deliver power to your Personal Computer which might take a couple hours, but at that point you would have already strangled the child to death in front of both of his parents because you are quote "a memelord lol"

Step 5: Download Steam® and buy Garry's Mod and head over to the guides tab where you will find like minded "people"

Step 6: Create a new guide

Step 7: Because you are such a comedian go ahead and title your new guide whatever helpful, original, and funny name that pops up in your head such as "how to walk" or "how to jump" or basically any garbage that comes to mind ( these will always generate a high turnout rate for steam points)

Step 8: Create a detailed description that conveys the procedures and steps involved in order to perform the action mentioned in the title but in all likelihood you probably put "i forgor 💀💀💀💀" because you are such a dank memer.

Step 9: Press Save and Continue

Step 10: Watch as the steam points roll right into your steam points wallet as the laughter just does not stop.

Step 11: Continue on to other games in completely different genres and inflict your cancer upon them with your hilarity

Honorable mentions: Live to see your beautiful blue eyed children and wife die in a violent highway car crash but you find peace in knowing that because of you a legitimate guide that helps players navigate through a difficult game is prevented from being seen or has been knocked down the guide list all because of your originality.