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How to become THE DOOMGUY!
By マーニ
step by step guide to become THE DOOMGUY
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Step 1
Take steroids and go jim
Step 2
Get a shotgun
Step 3
GO TO HELL!
and destroy the communist party(they are skinwalkers and demons in disguise)
Done!
GOD BLESS
19 Comments
spacelion88 5 Apr @ 9:30am 
this is all good advice except for the steroids!! stay away from those drugs!!! steroids cause humans and demons alike to get green blood and gynecomastia. I can guarantee you the Doom Slayer took zero steroids and got his figure from pure adrenaline, testocerone and willpower. Other than that your message should be told to all elementary school children across the western world replacing sesame street
THEDOOMGUYISREALL!!!!! 30 Mar @ 6:03am 
instructions unclear: became cyberdemon
Mao Zedong 29 Mar @ 4:35pm 
niceee
マーニ  [author] 29 Mar @ 2:04pm 
God bless and GOOOOD MORNING VIETNA-----
_Assassin_Zero_ 29 Mar @ 10:30am 
As a Doomslayer, Dictator Removal Specialist, Vault Hunter, Cyborg Ninja who fights senator Dwayne the rock Johnson, and random Motivated guy with a deadweight son this is the only way to live I can confirm
マーニ  [author] 29 Mar @ 10:21am 
MERICA! DEDEDE DODDO DEDEDE DODODO
Revman da Goonman!!! 29 Mar @ 10:15am 
As a helldiver, doom slayer, ODST with a side of Sparten, and gear, the only true way of life is the sweat taste of democracy!
マーニ  [author] 29 Mar @ 9:28am 
Communist, Fascists or whatever doesn't matter, what matters is DOOOOOM upon them by my hand!! RAHHHHHH MERICA:CrossedBlades:
Lord-Narf-XLII 28 Mar @ 12:28pm 
You are right rustyclip Blackrock isn't communist they are pure fascists. :steammocking:
マーニ  [author] 27 Mar @ 9:39am 
HELL YEAH :CrossedBlades: