100g unsalted butter softened, plus 1 tbsp, melted, for greasing
140g golden caster sugar
2 large eggs
140g natural yogurt
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 tbsp milk
250g plain flour
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
125g blueberries (frozen are good too)


STEP 1
Launch Dead By Daylight
STEP 2
Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6 and line a 12-hole muffin tin with paper cases. Beat the butter and caster sugar together until pale and fluffy. Add the eggs and beat in for 1 min, then mix in the yogurt, vanilla extract and milk.
STEP 3
Join your preferred lobby (Survivor/Killer)
STEP 4
Combine the flour, baking powder and bicarb in a bowl with 1/4 tsp fine salt, then tip this into the wet ingredients and stir in. Finally, fold in the blueberries and divide the mixture between the muffin cases.
STEP 5
Bake for 5 mins at the 200C/180C fan/gas 6
STEP 6
Check how your game is going
Don't panic if you see crows
STEP 7
Reduce oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4 and bake for 15-18 mins more until risen and golden (use a cocktail stick or knife and insert into the centre and check if it comes out clean if unsure the muffins are fully cooked).
STEP 8
Cool in the tin for 10 mins, then carefully lift out onto a wire rack to finish cooling. Will keep for 3-4 days in an airtight container – after a day or two, pop them in the microwave for 10-15 secs on high to freshen up.
STEP 9
Your game is long over, you didn't do well. You might have some abuse aimed towards you in chat... but you do have a great blue berry muffin!