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How to be a true Valk
Von northern
if you have read this guide in full and agree with it, then you are enrolled in the ranks of true Valkyrie enjoyers.
watch carefully.
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Life$tyle
Playin' Valk is not just playin' as some character. This is a lifestyle. Acknowledge it.

I'm hungry, dunno what I'm sayin'
Anytime you fight back to back with your squad or just hangin' out somewhere with them you ping a random mountain, tree, building, field, no matter what, then immediately reset your mark to start spammin' Valk's voice lines. Especially those ones where she says she's being starving. Make 'em all know you are real hungry out there. Hungry for victories, and for some food, of course.
She's Perfect.
Valk can:
- fly over almost any obstacle in order to change position during a firefight, regroup, or to quickly retreat if needed
- carry all squad from current place to a different one by using an ultimate ability
- fire missiles at enemies
- make enemies lose

Valk has:
- wonderful appearance
- amazing voice
- perfect shape
- good voice lines ofc

and many more great stuff.



Indeed.
Like, even her default outfit looks stunning.
Noone can argue with that.
That's just a pure clear fact.

Mindset
You must love Valk to play her in a best and right way ever.
There is no other way.

Fact
Valk mains live in another dimension where she's straight.

Variety
If you wish variety, I'd offer you to get a 'Cloud Marauder' one or 'Fluorescent Tech'.
Those 2 outfits are definitely ones of the best ones and completely worth it.

Once again
I've made an additional section to notice for once again that Valk is extremely attractive.

Wow

Oooh Yeeeaah!
Play Valk, Enjoy her, Appreciate her & Love her.

See ya

25 Kommentare
dat is klar 6. Apr. 2023 um 10:52 
real (uwu)
ПИНКО 17. Sep. 2022 um 2:03 
how about you stop maining valk and start maining the skill to get bitches
Maejlin 9. Sep. 2022 um 16:51 
bro needs mental health lol
ShadyNori 8. Sep. 2022 um 14:24 
Youn need therapy
SewerFishhh 8. Sep. 2022 um 13:28 
Bro, graduate from college, get a job, and get married. That might cure your mental issues
Astracore 8. Sep. 2022 um 11:37 
You're unhinged.
stella 7. Sep. 2022 um 5:11 
yall really think he look like steve harvey
Dachi_X 6. Sep. 2022 um 18:30 
massive W
General Raam 5. Sep. 2022 um 16:38 
simp
:chainsaw:
T-Dawg 5. Sep. 2022 um 3:18 
I agree mostly, too much horni tho. Valkyrie's got you in the pipe, 5 by 5.