~ ON FAITH

"Like it says in the book, we are blessed AND cursed."

CJ: "What ♥♥♥♥♥♥' book?"

"Same things make us laugh, make us cry."

"Real strength comes from within, my brother."

"Cap your ass! And your ass! You want some too? Ice cold, baby! I knew I was the chosen one!"

~ ON WISDOM

"Yo, ey ey, don't ask a wiseman that. Ask a fool."

CJ: "That's what I was doing."

~ ON TRAINS

"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"

~ ON ENTERPRISE

Sweet Johnson : All they do is sell yay and ruin the place. No crack ever made a gang tight.

Big Smoke : I don't know, man.

Sweet Johnson : Man, all they care about is smoking and money.

Big Smoke : You can't knock a homie's hustle, Sweet.

Sweet Johnson : Them marks ain't soldiers. They're idiots trying to be business men.

Big Smoke : Yeah, but they're down with us, man.

Sweet Johnson : All they down with is money. [...] Man, they'd slang to their own Momma. They don't care about nothing.

Big Smoke : You're naive, my friend. We gotta keep our focus.

~ ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

CJ: [after seeing a truck that is chasing them crash] "Ah, they hit a bus!"

"Ha ha ha! I'll never diss public transportation again!"

~ ON DEALERSHIP EXTENDED WARRANTIES

"Aww, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, my car!"

~ ON MUSIC

"A lot of people say gangsta rap is misogynistic posturing by fake-ass idiots who spend more time in drama school then they ever did pimping or hustling dope. Well, I assure you, OG Loc is the real thing. He's hated women all his life, he sold drugs to school children, he's murdered innocent people just for kicks, but he rhymes like an angel. And I assure you, it's all in a good cause. So either way, you could feel good about yourself listening to this music."

~ ON COURAGE

"Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs, and blaming you, you straight, homie!"

~ ON THE DUALITY OF MAN

"People have to open their eyes, and their hearts, CJ... I'm talking about the choices all men face, brother. Sometimes, they seem real, but other times there's no choice at all."

~ ON HINDSIGHT

"♥♥♥♥! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt!"

~ ON COMMUNITY

"Everybody is my cousin!"

Big Smoke: "Hey - excuso me, José, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass? Comprende?"
LS Vagos: "Eh, ♥♥♥♥ you cabrón."
CJ: "What?"
Big Smoke: "Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio."
LS Vagos: "Chinga a tu madre, pendejo."