-Don't kill people
-Don't worry about ammo you won't use it anyway
-Piss on people if they block your way in doors (enemies)
-Stack up on crack catnips and snacks
-Wait in lines like a normal citizen
-Ignore offended people and let police kill them (if they attack you)
-Get money to complete some errands easier like speeding ticket and pick up laundry (don't pay for the napalm and car part both of them gonna end up the same napalm factory being blown up and dogs getting out cage in mike js junkyard)
-Kick atms when police isn't around for some money
-Know that there always be hostile enemies at end of most errands
-I will list just some places with crack and catnips in this guide so please check these places because I might be wrong

What I do usually on monday is that I wait in the line and get the money when the robbers come in and just take the money from the vault and get out of there by using gas on book shelf or piss on it to open secret exist



On monday I recommend to go to every crack and catnip spawns like on these images
1st pipe infront of you when you spawn and 1st vest in first house you see


2nd pipe on top of first house you see after you spawn (jump glitch "jump and press ctrl to crouch" and do it until you get on it then you walk on fence and do the same glitch and get on top of the house) check that place everytime it spawns there everyday

3rd pipe is in the first house you see after you get on the main street and 4th pipe is on top of it (check the top everyday there spawns crack vest)


5th pipe house of crack dealer + 6th pipe in back employees only door in the back (they both get hostile when you get in the back employees only so get out of there as soon as you get the money and crack pipes) check back employees only room for crack everyday


1st catnip

7th pipe (on top of tunnel that faces lucky ganesh) (spawns only on monday and tuesday)

8th pipe on lucky ganesh sign (you can get on top of lucky ganesh by wires and just jump off on the sign)

9th pipe + 3 doughnuts back of lucky ganesh (check everyday for crack and doughnuts)

10th pipe on top of shelves in buliding that is infront of crack building + 2nd vest in office of that building


all crack vest and catnip spawns I know

On tuesday I would recommend to piss on activists when they burn the library so they will vomit another thing in church when terrorists enter the church i would use catnip or just go and eat snacks when you're damaged or smoke crack. on gary colemans autograph wait in line and get his book then watch police kill him and take his second autograph (needed to get krotchy doll without killing krotchy boss)

Again I will list some places with crack and catnips
catnip crack and money in one big apartment building in ghetto (check every room in ghetto apartment everyday for crack or catnip)


catnip on top of sign (get on these things and get on wires and jump on the sign) (spawns everyday except monday)


doughnuts (check everyday for doughnuts)

food court in mall (check everyday)





catnip on top of fridges (get on oven next to chinese noodle thing and jump on it)

crack (get in vents through cat shop window with cats)

crack in crack shop in mall

crack under mall parking (crack spawns there everyday)

money on top of vents (get on vents in mall parking)

catnip in garbage next to rws office

on wednesday go vote then go get xmas tree and get some food from people when they're having picnics when rednecks show up use catnip or snacks and just go. when pissing on dad rednecks will hit your head with shovel and you'll wake up in brewery just piss on all of them get your stuff and when you get catnip or snacks just walk through all brewery after that you will need to pay 100 dollars for your normal clothes (or steal it idk i always pay)

only some locations I know for wednesday
food in old destroyed house

food in parade with elephants

2 cracks in brewery one in pipe section and one at the end

On thursday I would pay the speeding ticket (300 dollars) and go to meat store and use catnip or snacks as always.getting krotchy in pacifist way is use gary colemans autograph and press enter you will get krotchy doll (if it doesn't work try alot it's kinda glitched). Don't pay for napalm it's gonna still end up with explosion so just ignore the police go take napalm and escape.

1 catnip in meat store


this is all I know basically but I think that all that crack catnip and snacks will be enough for whole game

Don't at any point piss you're just gonna waste your time going to clinic and getting a cure or if you want make everyone vomit then go ahead. Don't pay for alternator or package it's gonna end up the same and you're just gonna waste your money. just use catnip or snacks when getting a package and if you're getting alternator be stacked up on dog treats to make hostile dogs friendly.and last errand give dave a gift and get home again using catnip crack and snacks.

entrance to daves house room

I would really appreciate if you like this guide or favorite it .
if you got any questions or places of crack vests catnips snacks I didn't mention you can comment it down below.

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