Cult of the Lamb

Cult of the Lamb

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How to praise the lamb.
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A guide on how to properly praise the Lamb from Cult of the Lamb
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10 Step guide to become lamb praiser.
Step 1: Get your hands on the Cotl plushie. It's very important.
Step 2: Build a shrine, MUST BE MADE FROM MAHOGANY WOOD! Then place you plushie there.
Step 3: Every day do 6 series, of 6 bows, each lasting 6 seconds before your shrine.
Step 4: Throw out all your clothes, and replace them with 100% wool clothes.
Step 5: Purchase as many collectors editions as possible, even for consoles you don't own. And display them with pride.
Step 6: Buy at least one additional plushy monthly and add them to shrine, so previous ones don't feel lonely.
Step 7: Carry at least one plushie with you, all the time, as a lucky charm.
Step 8: Place record player next to your shrine, and play game soundtrack 24/7.
Step 9: Swear you will never eat lamb meat again.
Step 10: Introduce all your friends to Cult of the Lamb, and show them how to praise the lamb.
43 kommentarer
Dolor Perpetuus 9. mars kl. 8.54 
@An_AntiFurry_Soldier
sacrifice them for the lamb. NOBODY BURNS THE SHRINE OF THE L A M B
Dolor Perpetuus 9. mars kl. 8.52 
tysm! i praised the lamb for 5 months and i got a ps5 for free and won the lottery 2 times whilst praising the lamb! this guide helped alot!
ThatOne 19. des. 2023 kl. 14.31 
cloth from the leader
Clover. 14. des. 2023 kl. 10.53 
Engineer gaming:sentry:
Lord Brick 10. des. 2023 kl. 5.49 
medic gaming
American Boot 25. nov. 2023 kl. 19.29 
medic gaming
Clover. 27. aug. 2023 kl. 16.49 
Medic gameing
Funnyman 27. aug. 2023 kl. 16.36 
MEDIC GAMING
Funnyman 27. aug. 2023 kl. 16.35 
MEDIC GAMING PRESCRIPTS COO-COO MUNGA PILLS FOR YOU
Bartelmy 15. aug. 2023 kl. 14.35 
Won't the one you're carrying get lonely without his lamby friends?