Cult of the Lamb
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How to praise the lamb.
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A guide on how to properly praise the Lamb from Cult of the Lamb
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10 Step guide to become lamb praiser.
Step 1: Get your hands on the Cotl plushie. It's very important.
Step 2: Build a shrine, MUST BE MADE FROM MAHOGANY WOOD! Then place you plushie there.
Step 3: Every day do 6 series, of 6 bows, each lasting 6 seconds before your shrine.
Step 4: Throw out all your clothes, and replace them with 100% wool clothes.
Step 5: Purchase as many collectors editions as possible, even for consoles you don't own. And display them with pride.
Step 6: Buy at least one additional plushy monthly and add them to shrine, so previous ones don't feel lonely.
Step 7: Carry at least one plushie with you, all the time, as a lucky charm.
Step 8: Place record player next to your shrine, and play game soundtrack 24/7.
Step 9: Swear you will never eat lamb meat again.
Step 10: Introduce all your friends to Cult of the Lamb, and show them how to praise the lamb.
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Dolor Perpetuus 9 Μαρ, 8:54 
@An_AntiFurry_Soldier
sacrifice them for the lamb. NOBODY BURNS THE SHRINE OF THE L A M B
Dolor Perpetuus 9 Μαρ, 8:52 
tysm! i praised the lamb for 5 months and i got a ps5 for free and won the lottery 2 times whilst praising the lamb! this guide helped alot!
ThatOne 19 Δεκ 2023, 14:31 
cloth from the leader
Clover. 14 Δεκ 2023, 10:53 
Engineer gaming:sentry:
Lord Brick 10 Δεκ 2023, 5:49 
medic gaming
American Boot 25 Νοε 2023, 19:29 
medic gaming
Clover. 27 Αυγ 2023, 16:49 
Medic gameing
Funnyman 27 Αυγ 2023, 16:36 
MEDIC GAMING
Funnyman 27 Αυγ 2023, 16:35 
MEDIC GAMING PRESCRIPTS COO-COO MUNGA PILLS FOR YOU
Bartelmy 15 Αυγ 2023, 14:35 
Won't the one you're carrying get lonely without his lamby friends?