me: sees someone telling bad lies about me. the people telling bad lies about me 2 seconds later: that pile of meat.

"See my followers I always provide"

Follower: "Where's Leroy is he not eating too?"

"Leroy has gone to promised place early Where I will take you all to eventually when your truly ready.. Worry not thy Leroy's Spirit will now live inside our hearts Forever. Reaching to us from the promised place.."

"Now enjoy your meal my follower its what Leroy would want.. For your belly's to be Full... Now try that sauce. its my favorite for this kind of meat... MMmmm Good and yummy right.."

So dark yet so cute

+5 Faith.