Hearts of Iron IV

Hearts of Iron IV

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How to get a Girlfriend
By Jetstream Adam
this guide will teach you how to get a girlfriend, from the master of the art himself
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Step 1. go to main menu
go to the hearts of iron 4 main menu

Step 2. turn off hoi4
no more hearts of iron 4 for u

Step 3. go outside
the rare being called ''female'' doesnt spawn in the ''house'' biome so you have to go to the ''outside'' biome to find them

Step 4. Workout
you got to start gaining muscles to a get a girlfrend

Alternate Step 4. get cash
if you dont have muscles and dont want to get any make sure youre wealthy as ♥♥♥♥

enjoy
you now have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, salute comrades, gg u

48 Comments
V 2 May @ 8:37am 
My gf died after 6 months, and it's a year im stuck. Need update guide
i identify as bob 2 Apr @ 10:04am 
Instructions unclear: I now have a boyfriend
LukyKin 2 Mar @ 1:06pm 
Instructions unclear: I singlehandedly changed the Geneva convention so that I am no longer a warcriminal from Serbia.
2dogplc 11 Feb @ 8:23am 
Instructions unclear: What is a woman
cgalligan18 3 Feb @ 5:23pm 
instructions unclear i nuked japan after a girl rejected me
ReggaeReggaeBob 1 Feb @ 7:02pm 
Leave my house? But what about my entrenchment bonus!?
dinoboy2111 1 Feb @ 3:36pm 
what is grass
droid9519 29 Jan @ 5:30pm 
4/10 Explains little. I recommend the looksmaxing focus to increase the bonuses from the charismatic national spirit, as the strength national spirit is currently lacking in content.

Economy is important in any game, but since we're talking alliances, use your political power to improve opinion rather than buying out the competition.

Playing tall is really the best way to play, but if you currently have a smaller national body, it's okay, just do your best to buff that charisma spirit and keep a half-way decent economy.
Nick 22 Jan @ 1:13am 
Instructions Unclear, got rejected, spent money on c5 Corvette and took up gym as a hobby.
vibeman 21 Jan @ 9:02pm 
instructions very clear, now i am drowning in poochie