step 1) equip Insidious

step 2) equip No One Escapes Death

step 3) equip Monstrous Shrine

step 4) equip BBQ And Chili for no reason in particular

step 5) hide in the basement, they don't know you are there because of insidious, survivors are driven by greed, they want that f#cking chest

step 6) rev up your chainsaw as soon as an unsuspecting survivor walks in and knock them down, place them on a basement hook

step 7) wait for someone else to come while hiding in the corner with insidious (they still cant find you just like you cant find your dad)

step 8) kill everyone who enters and camp the sh#t out of everyone

step 9) tell yourself in the mirror that you are the best dead by daylight player, you are the best at hiding in basements, years of experience living in your own mothers basement

step 10) uninstall