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Ranking every legend by slavness

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This guide is very absurd. Thus, it should be treated as a JOKE and is not meant to offend anyone! It was brought to you by a fellow slav! Please enjoy

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Core state of Spain.

Gas daddy

My name has Ching Wu Yee

Vitalya Mehanic

Grandma Snus

Reip

Albanian bunker

Whatsun

Morgernshtern

Space Dishwasher

MICKEY JEKSON

Bebralor

Blyadhound

Michelle Obama

Walkeerie

Ebola

Sex man

Trashcan

Ass(h)

Heavy update

scary death robot dude

Hope you enjoyed!

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Core state of Spain.

Pros:
- beeg
- puts christian orthodox domes (very slav!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111)
Cons:
- Calls upon NATO bombardment (very unbased Roki doesn't approve!!!!11)
- super fat from mcdondnanlld burghe r
- gay lmaoo XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Overall score : -10000/10 = amerika propaganda no play!!1

Gas daddy

Pros:
- punches men/women with a hammer
- gases minorities
- super based
- has barrels of spoiled rakija
- is actually Ante Pavelic
- extra thicc
- supports dinamo
Cons:
- none

Overall: 11/10 - super ultra based croatian ustasha with ultra high levels of slavness. Play for ultimate 1940's balkan experience

My name has Ching Wu Yee

Pros:
- hacked every capitalist burg r states election all by himself
- is wanted in 69 countries
- clash royale knight card with heirloom
Cons:
- weeb
- actually is a Kyrgyz
- uses legit advanced technology (clearly not from slavic countries)
- positive elixir traded his foster sister
- Slipper-Wielding
- Clype-Dreep-Bachle
- Soy-Faced Shilpit
- Cally-Breek-Tattie

Overall: 2.8/10 - not very slav, don't bother playing/buying

Vitalya Mehanic

Pros:
- Vitalya comes from a city of Voronezh
- he lost an arm and an eye trying repair his lada sedan 2107 which he successfully won after a game of durak
- he drinks daily and goes for fishing and hunting daily by shooting capitalist drones out of the air
- Vitalya also holds a shashlik party every 3 days just because why not
- stole money from Vadim Kstenin
- Easy Pit's uncle
- hoards a ton of explosives inside himself as a measure against muslim terrorism
- is married to Baba Yaga
Cons:
- none

Overall: 10000/10 - chad God of slavness. If you are not slav he may turn you into one by playing him. A must buy for every slav player

Grandma Snus

Pros:
- comes from Chernobyl
- her birth literally became the reason why the atomic station blew up in 1986
- is best friend of Vitalya
- frequently drinks
- Leshy is her son
- beats up all sorts of punks and eats them
- does drug
- works as plumber
Cons:
- does drug

Overall: 10/10 - very slav with a slav career. Must have for every slav player just like Vitalya

Reip

Pros:
- disconnected from the match just as fast as your dad left you
- has split personality disorder just like every Polish CS:GO player
- bald just like a certain italian man from the first half of 20th century
Cons:
- has rеtаrdеd hair style
- only played by cowards
- another weeb grab
- is a fake dead inside
- useless passive

Overall: 0.8/10 - absolutely disgusting. Do not play this character 0 slavness

Albanian bunker

Pros:
- is albanian
- personal guard of king Zog
- builds bunkers mid-fight
- believes Kosovo is part of Serbia
- believes the rest of Serbia is part of Albania
- actually Edi Rama under the helmet
- is old as Europe itself
Cons:
- is not actually slav, but anаlbanian will do

Overall: 9.5/10 - although not a slav his patriotism for country is so big it matches the rest of slavic countries

Whatsun

Pros:
- is into physics just like a grandparent of any child with slavic origin
- puts fences to stop Vadim from breaking into her dacha
- protects Belgrad with her ultimate from NATO (Roki approves)
- is hot
- literally designed to sit on face
- funny puns
- holy protector of bosnians allover BiH from mines
Cons:
- french

Overall: 8.5/10 - solid dream slav woman of any man

Morgernshtern

Pros:
- morgen
- finished Lomonosov Moscow State University
Cons:
- awful tracks
- is annoying
- terrible singer
- probably ate a child
- literally uses drugs to proceed anywhere

Overall: 4/10 - not very slav, don't bother playing/buying

Space Dishwasher

Pros:
- is a mom
- based scottish
- has a washing machine in her kitchen (very slav)
- uses a 1869 nicevacuum cleaner as ultimate
- uses home utencils as weapons
Cons:
- has orange hair

Overall: 8/10 - an average proud slav mother. Recommended to buy/play

MICKEY JEKSON

Pros:
- has an almighty hat
- is an artist
- hears heartbeats just like mother-in-law Lyuda
- has cool abs
- wants to have sex with pans who doesn't?
Cons:
- No racism

Overall: 7/10 - not the most slav man on earth but based

Bebralor

Pros:
- wears noodles on her head (very slav)
- likes guns
Cons:
- probably responsible for schoolshootings in USA
- vapes
- NATO bombing ultimate

Overall: 2/10 not much slavness here. Don't bother playing

Blyadhound

Pros:
- beast style enjoyer
- literally mad dog
- started seeing through walls after drinking quicksilver in a factory
- has a crow that helps detect stuff around, just like a true Romanian
Cons:
- is it he or she?

Overall: 5/10 - a middle

Michelle Obama

Pros:
- mozambique here
- looks like Mickey Mouse
Cons:
- medic tf2 wannabe
- is a support but doesn't help the team
- has meatballs for hair
- rest of the voicelines are cringe
- wife of a former american president

Overall: 1/10 - absolutely not slav

Walkeerie

Pros:
- likes women
Cons:
- doesn't shut up (not slav at all)
- tells literally everyone she is hungry
- Soy-Faced Shilpit
- doesn't have jetpack joyride theme while flying
- awful playerbase
- father literally got shot lmfao
- likes women

Overall: -10/10 - stop playing this mistake of nature

Ebola

Pros:
- these body proportions lmao
Cons:
- Romanian

Overall: 5/10 - a middle. Not slavic, but not too bad either

Sex man

Pros:
- is the most beautifulestest man in history of mankind
- can create more of himself
- based voicelines
- stutters give more to character
- is so powerful Respawn can't buff him and have to nerf through code glitches (like holos dying by falling off a rock)
- according to wiki he has armenian roots
- may or may not be involved in ethnic genocides in Caucausus
Cons:
- he may forgor.

Overall: 9/10 - he is so good slavic women want him and slavic men want to be like him

Trashcan

Pros:
- is cyclops (edgy!!11!)
- flies around with a hook like fireman Vsevolod from Olenegorsk
- is very welcoming (very slav)
- is super friendly
Cons:
- Probably spanish

Overall: 6.8/10 - a solid pick for some slavic gaming

Ass(h)

Pros:
- cool hood
- mental disorder just like the creator of this guide
- china sword wieldin
Cons:
- wields a sword that she never uses
- her legs look like fishing rod's hooks

Overall: 1.5/10 - no slavness here at all

Heavy update

Pros:
- dat hole between front teeth is what my greatgreatgrandfather in a village also has. A true sign of slavness
- india wuman
- has beeg gun (like heavy tf2)
- likes lmgs ( like heavyweapons class tf2)
- builds walls against mongol invadors like a true chinese patriot
Cons:
- none

Overall: 10/10 - nostalgic for tf2 slav experience. Recommended to play

scary death robot dude

Pros:
- is introverted
- nobody remembers he is in the game, just like Bulgaria in world of politics
- character is based
- commited genocide
- wants more genocide
Cons:
- may be the murderer of Boris III

Overall: 8.9/10 - very slav character. Highly recommended to play

Hope you enjoyed!

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