The Kumalala is a knight of Kervo Kumalala origin.
He can cause 100k damage to Savesta and Chesta knights.
He has multiple attacks:

- Kumalala stare

He literally just stares at the enemy as his song starts playing
Does 50 damage to any normal enemy

- Kumalala smile

He smiles at the enemy, turning them gay, causing their families to disown them, causing them to suicide.

- Kumala Girlfriend attack

He summons his girlfriend and uses her as a greatsword
Every hit does 10 damage to the enemy, but also 10 damage to Kumalalas relationship



I will teach you how to become a Kumalala knight.

You must climb to the throat of the world, and start singing Kervo Kumalala, slowly, but loudly.
You will unlock a new shout, use it.
The shout will summon the original Kumalala.
He'll train you to become a kumalala knight.
You will be given all the necessary items, and 100k Septims.
You will also be able to summon OG Kumalala at any time for help. He can be a dragon if you want him to be one.

You'll need to eradicate all Savestas and Chestas in Skyrim.
Everyone in Skyrim chose a side, for example, Ulfric might side with Chesta, whilst Stormcloak soldiers could side with someone else.

The enemy will constantly attack you.
You'll need to speak with Andrew Tate about how to become stronger, and he will train you.

After training w/Tate, you will have unlocked the no blinking perk. This is useful, since anytime you blink, the enemy could be doing your wife.

After defeating all Chestas and Savestas, you will have unlocked the Kumalala manor near Solitude.
That is it. All the NPCs left sided with Kumalala, so many will be gone, unavaible for quests.