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Spamton Neo [WIP] GIVE ME KROMER GIVE ME KROMER

[Work In Progress] FEATURING MORE [Intuition] CONTROLS FOR [Little Sponge] [Rewriting History] PLEASE WAIT. . . [Bug Infestation]? [New Update!!] [Another????!?] [MORE] [MORE] [MORE] [MORE] [MORE] [MORE] [MORE] NEW UPDATE!! VISUALS DON'T LOOK AS [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] AND MORE!! NO AI. EVERYTHING CAN CHANGE.
EXPECT [Dragons]

HOLY [Cungadero] WILL YOU AND YOUR [Relatives Staying Over] FEEL GOOD.

INTRODUCING [Mine] TAKE ON THE [Best Salesman 1997] AND HIS [Workout Ready Body]
ACCURATE TO THE DETRIMENT OF [Your Friends] AND YOUR [Mental Well Being]

BUT DON'T YOU WORRY

I KNOW WHAT A [Balancing Act] IS

I JUST DON'T CARE!! BUT I TRIED TO [Put In The Effort] ANYWAYS.

FEATURING IDLE [Loving Dialect]
HE SPEAKS!!

HE [Dreading Your Future]!!

INCLUDED IN THIS DEAL IS AN UNORTHODOX [Menu]
[Designed BY The Classics You've come to expect! (c) 1997]

WITH NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE IN CODING!! [Ouch! It Hurts! My Brain!!] I WAS [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] WITH NO [Get Help]



WHILE [Tenderly] PRESSING YOUR SPECIL WHILE [Twiddling your thumbs like a] WILL CREATE BEAUTIFUL FLYING HEADS THAT COME FROM

H E A V E N

UP [Specil] CREATES MORE [Ghastly Visages]
SIDE [Specil] AGAIN!!
IDLE TOO!!

[Do Not Touch] THESE THINGS, THEY HURT!! AND SPIKE IF HIT INTO!!
[Handle With Care] THEY BREAK!
AND SOMETIMES [In The Afternoon]
[Blow Up And Act Like I Don't Know Nobody]


ATTACKING WHILE IDLE WILL MAKE [These Beauties] FIRE BULLETS FROM THEIR MOUTH, HOMING ONTO




IT'S THAT EASY!!




FOR MY LOVING [slimes] WE HAVE A TOP OF THE LINE [Bargain Bin] REWORK IN PROGRESS

PRESSING DOWN [Specil] AT ANY POINT WILL ENABLE NEO'S UNMATCHED OFFENSIVE POWER!!


BEING ABLE TO [Reach For The Sky] AND POINT DOWN HARDER THAN THE TYPICAL [[Fromsoft]] PLAYER

ATTACK TO CREATE [Pipis] AND [Specialist] TO CHARGE A BLAST STRONG ENOUGH TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO




[[New!!]]
DOWN [Smashing Records] CREATES A GIANT HEAD IN THE LIKENESS OF [Your] FAVOURITE SALESMAN, BUT WATCH OUT!! WHILE IT'S IN [Used Condition] IT WILL LIMIT YOUR ACTIONS!! PROTECT IT FROM HARM!!


FORWARD AIR [Manual Needed] SHOWS THE WORLD YOUR LOVELY HEART
MORE BULLETS!!
AND CAN [Left With A Scar]
BOTH OF YOU!!

I WISH I COULD SAY [No Strings Attached]

NEO LACKS [Hyperlink Blocked.] BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM TAKING A [Ride Around Town]...

NEO ALLOWS YOU TO STAY ABOVE THE GROUND FOR




AMOUNT OF SECONDS!!

WHICH GETS [Uncomfortably Close] TO ZERO THE LONGER YOU [Dream Of Being In The Clouds]
RECHARGING WHEN [Touch Grass]
IT'S THAT EASY!!
Do it.

HOLD THAT [Jump Into It] AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE [Fresh Air]



NEO DOESN'T [Got Scared And Said] TROUBLE
AIR DODGE IS REPLACED WITH A HIGH SPEED DASH
AND WHEN YOU'RE B I G
IT [Harder They Fall]

DOUBLE [Smash That Like Button] ON YOUR [breadsticks] IN A DIRECTION YOU WANT TO GO!!?

PRESSING [Dodgeball] AND ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME WILL RELEASE A [Relatively Harmless Amount Of Radiation] AND SHOVE [Your Friends] FURTHER AWAY!!

...

WHILE HOLDING DOWN INSTEAD OF ATTACK WILL [Stocks Crashing] THOSE BELOW



AFTER HITTING THE COMPETITION WITH YOUR [[Cungadero]] ENOUGH

UP SMASH WILL SHOW THEM [The Power of NEO]

NOT!!

YOU CAN WAIT DAMNIT!!

OR CAN YOU??
[Testing Testing 123]

JUST LIKE NEO, PERFECTION TAKES TIME!!
NEO NEVER LOSES!


CLOWN PROTECTION?????


Press Shield at the beginning of the match to force Deal Gone Wrong on, then taunt and press Shield to blast BIG SHOT. (Fixed, you can be a horrible person now)

CREDITS TO WHOEVER MADE THE [Great Bargain] MUNO BASE.

featuring art i did ages ago
special thanks to hyperly and tezbane for being traumatised by being subjugated to nothing but first time coding SPAMTON NEO for testing