"(FaceApp morph of all Supreme Court Justice's since 1980 Cruelty Squad Edit)

"Greatness is achieved through violence of action."

After packing the courts didn't work both parties decided to genetically morph the current Judges using the DNA scrambler into the festering meat mass Judge we have today. According to the Gorbino's Encyclopedia Dramatica this event was also called 'the grand morph' Human rights became something of an inside joke for Constitutionalist's to laugh about. Immediately the Supreme Being Judge ruled all babies regardless of circumstance had to be birthed by either a virgin Bioslave or Micro Wang Giga Chad Male. Things got much worse when the stock for baby formula continued to rise to unreasonable levels due to stock shortages and insider trading. Full Spectrum Mental Illness appears to be a common disease for all newborns due to DNA mismatching and can only be cleansed with death while in utero, repeating the cycle the ban was created to stop.
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